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ladyskydiver

Gotta love your pets

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HAHA wouldn't that suck if someone had the shits really bad and didn't notice the cat in the toilet as they were ripping their pants off and sitting down? haha

here's my cat in the same position as the puppy in the second picture

edit: it's on my sisters bed so NO that is not my "cosmos" magazine filled with all it's ads and "how to please your man" tips

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Haha!! Too Funny!! Got the following in an email today just thought I'd share. Oh and attached a pic of my best buddy.


TO GOD FROM THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch...or is it going to be the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How
often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God: If a dog! barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog:

1. I will ! not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although they are tasty, they are not food.
4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
5. The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying hello.

11. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
13. I will not throw up in the car.
14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.
16. The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

And, finally, my last question.......
Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back

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My guys are all over this board...and hopefully soon I'll have new pictures.

But 'til then, a rewrite of the Letter to God above will have to suffice...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To God, from The Cat.

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Do they stink?

When we get to heaven, can we sit on Your couch...or is it going to be the same old story? How about the counters? Are You going to put down two sided sticky tape or spray me with a water bottle?

And, dear God, we cats understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, opening baby-proof cabinets, and physics when we fall. Why can't humans understand our dinner time is sacrosanct?

And I was wondering. Are there vets in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize to mine for all the bites and scratches I've given him over the years?

God, I try really hard to be a good cat. Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must always remember:

1. I will not eat the human's food from their plate when they're not looking.
2. I will not bring my over-night kills into the human's bed, bathroom, kitchen, front door step, porch, or the car. (I can leave them in the yard, and then blame the neighborhood cats.)
3. I will move for my humans when they have grocery bags in their hands instead of looking to see what they brought me this time. Trying to trip them is not nice, either.
4. The dirty laundry is not a bed. Neither is the clean laundry.
5. The sofa is not a face towel; neither are my human's legs, laps or faces.
6. I don't need to help them complete their computer projects faster. And those moving things on the tv hurt when you try to get to them.
7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
8. I will forgive my human for not having time to clean the litter box; reminding them it's dirty by pooping on the bed is not an acceptable form of communication.
8. I will not bite the vet or vet tech's hand when he reaches behind me with a cold thermometer.
9. I will not play tug-of-war or hide-and-seek with my human's underwear when they're on the toilet.
10. Leaping on my human is not an acceptable way to wake them up, unless the house is on fire.
11. I do not need to suddenly attack the windows unless the human sees the hummingbird I do.
12. I will not pee in the carrier.
13. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the floor.
14. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.
15. The dog is not a squeaky toy.

And, dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

Best regards,
The Cat
~~~~~~~~~

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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Nicely done!

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I will not bite the vet or vet tech's hand




That's happened to my sister a couple times (she's a vet tech) doesn't look very pretty. The teeth went into her finger and pulled what should stay inside the skin outside of it.

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