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Girlfalldown

I want a Man's Forearm...

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Here, I thought it was something too kinky for my innocent mind to understand. :)

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

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As JP has already alluded to. It sure helps to have a penis to play with if you want a big forearm. :ph34r:



hmmmm.... so then are all men ambidextrious?:$


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As JP has already alluded to. It sure helps to have a penis to play with if you want a big forearm.

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then you better be ambidextrous or else you'll just have one BIG arm and one tiny one

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Adam Jenner, bringing you sexiness since 1985
i am such an E dork



omg!!!!

ella meet adam, adam-- ella

fn amazing......:o:S

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Ugh. Old Tubes lyric. From the song "What do you want from life"

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What Do You Want From Life
Spooner/Evans

What do you want from life
To kidnap an heiress
or threaten her with a knife
What do you want from life
To get cable TV
and watch it every night

There you sit
a lump in your chair
Where do you sleep
and what do you wear
when you're sleeping

What do you want from life
An Indian guru
to show you the inner light
What do you want from life
a meaningless love affair
with a girl that you met tonight

How can you tell when you're doin' alright
Does your bank account swell
While you're dreaming at night
How do know when you're really in love
Do violins play when you're touching the one
That you're loving

What do you want from life
Someone to love
and somebody that you can trust
What do you want from life
To try and be happy
while you do the nasty things you must

Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?



That probably doesn't make things much clearer, but it was the best album cover ever.

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WHAT THE FUCK?
i just POSTED that!!!
that's crazy....great minds think alike ....although now i'm scared :S:S:S



you should be scared....>:(

be very, VERY afraid.......>:(>:(>:(

baawwwwaaaahhhhhhahaaaa[evil scary witch laughter...]
Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

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