happythoughts 0 #76 January 31, 2005 Greatest/New Pickup Lines : "How much for the both of us?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #77 January 31, 2005 QuoteGreatest/New Pickup Lines : "How much for the both of us?" so you're talking about a 3some? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #78 January 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteGreatest/New Pickup Lines : "How much for the both of us?" so you're talking about a 3some? No, just splitting the cost. I can't afford it by myself. Talking to my financial planner... "So, what are your long-term financial goals?" "To be able to afford hookers by myself." "Errrr...no, I meant long-term goals." "Yeah, long-term, it may take me a while to save that much." "What about short-term goals?" "I'm figuring out how to pay you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #79 January 31, 2005 so ...okay the latest pickup line ...I heard tonight..."make my ass a sammich beotch"...and I actually said okay ..,so I told him that for us to be even, he has to spank my ass and fargin' pull my hair! OMG!...this feels good...I'm f'n alive!!!!!!!love it! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #80 January 31, 2005 QuoteI heard tonight..."make my ass a sammich beotch wasn't clay was it???? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #81 January 31, 2005 Not that it's good ...just that it worked "I'd buy you a drink but you're obveously already drunk and holding a girls hair kinda ruins the mood" ~J"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #82 January 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteI heard tonight..."make my ass a sammich beotchwasn't clay was it????Wasn't me.I bet it was Clay. Smack that ass Sheepinator !(singing)....and i heard it through the grapevine... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #83 January 31, 2005 No...a friend and I were bouncing off ideas of pickup lines that would backfire..so I really was just playing so yeah...were is Clay afterall? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #84 January 31, 2005 Quoteso yeah...were is Clay afterall?He is on the way to my place....he misses my sheep! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #85 January 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteso yeah...were is Clay afterall?He is on the way to my place....he misses my sheep! Dude - you have sheep? Clay said he would show me how. I am SO coming over. Ok - so how does this sound - I have been working on it all morning . . . Ready - pick up line #1: BBaaaaaaaaaaaa ok- or how about this one - Bahahahahahahah? Whaddya think?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
