Friday Funny =)

Recommended Posts

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer.

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening carefully, for a change!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are
members of some weird religious cult.
...Rita Rudner

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites
ah.... kids and how they see (hear) the things adults say... speaking of kids....

little mexican boy goes into the kitchen and see's his mom baking. He puts his hands in a bowl of flour and rubs it all over his face and says:

boy: Hey mom, look at me, I'm white!
mom: (slaps the boy in the face) says go show your father!
boy: Look Dad, I'm white!
dad: (slaps the boy in the face) says go show your nana.
boy: Look Nana, I'm white!
nana: (slaps the boy in the face) says now go see your mother again!

mom: So what did you learn?
boy: I've only been white for 3 minutes and I already hate you mexicans!

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.