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Shell666

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A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer.

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening carefully, for a change!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

'Shell

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are
members of some weird religious cult.
...Rita Rudner
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'Shell

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ah.... kids and how they see (hear) the things adults say... speaking of kids....

little mexican boy goes into the kitchen and see's his mom baking. He puts his hands in a bowl of flour and rubs it all over his face and says:

boy: Hey mom, look at me, I'm white!
mom: (slaps the boy in the face) says go show your father!
boy: Look Dad, I'm white!
dad: (slaps the boy in the face) says go show your nana.
boy: Look Nana, I'm white!
nana: (slaps the boy in the face) says now go see your mother again!



mom: So what did you learn?
boy: I've only been white for 3 minutes and I already hate you mexicans!

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