Shell666 0 #1 February 4, 2005 A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening carefully, for a change!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?" 'Shell --- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of some weird religious cult. ...Rita Rudner ---'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #2 February 4, 2005 Too funny. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #3 February 4, 2005 ah.... kids and how they see (hear) the things adults say... speaking of kids.... little mexican boy goes into the kitchen and see's his mom baking. He puts his hands in a bowl of flour and rubs it all over his face and says: boy: Hey mom, look at me, I'm white! mom: (slaps the boy in the face) says go show your father! boy: Look Dad, I'm white! dad: (slaps the boy in the face) says go show your nana. boy: Look Nana, I'm white! nana: (slaps the boy in the face) says now go see your mother again! mom: So what did you learn? boy: I've only been white for 3 minutes and I already hate you mexicans! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 February 4, 2005 BBWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cruzlite 0 #5 February 6, 2005 Perfect for Sun morning too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #6 February 6, 2005 That is just priceless!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
