Bumper stickers

[Buried 0]

saw one at lunch
" God danced the day your were born"

- must be doing a whole lot of dancing.

any one have any good ones they've seen

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[BillyVance 34]

I used to have these stickers on the back of my POS first car -

'Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT'

And -

'If this car was a horse, I'd have to shoot it!'

[Sly]

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[dan_iv 0]

Criminals Love un-armed victims
Guns don't kill people, tailgaiting me does

[DrunkMonkey 0]

"Memo to Confederacy: 'You lost. Get over it.'"

"It is wrong to be French."

[Marz 0]

"I brake for hallucinations"

[aftermid 0]

"Play music without microchips"(original)

"I said no but the drugs didn't listen"

"The only urine sample you'll get from me is for a taste test"

[masterrig 1]

Saw one on the back of a Beemer; 'I Brake For Wildflowers'.
That's exactly why I have a damned grille-guard on my p/u. Just never know, when a damned herd of dandelions is gonna jump-out in front of me!

Or, there's; 'If, you put-down the cell phone, would your driving improve?'


Chuck

[justinb138 0]

A few I've seen in the area:

"Is it a car or a phone booth? Shut the F*ck up and drive!"

"Go ahead, cut me off, I'm reloading"

On an old POS ford ranger with no bed:
"Honk if something falls off"

[Flarelatedad 0]

Saw a good one...

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

[MichaelC 0]

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Or, there's; 'If, you put-down the cell phone, would your driving improve?'


Chuck

Or, 'Do you think you could drive any better with that phone up your ass'

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[masterrig 1]

I haven't seen that one... funny.

[Brains 2]

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Saw one on the back of a Beemer; 'I Brake For Wildflowers'.
That's exactly why I have a damned grille-guard on my p/u. Just never know, when a damned herd of dandelions is gonna jump-out in front of me!

Or, there's; 'If, you put-down the cell phone, would your driving improve?'


Chuck

Damn west tx tree huggers!!

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[masterrig 1]

Someone started a campaign in Ariz. or West Texas to save some form of lizard. A WT friend of mine referred to them as ; "Lizard Lickers!'


Chuck

[BillyVance 34]

Come to think of it, I've also seen 'If you don't like the way I drive, then stay off the sidewalk!'

I love the phone up the ass sticker though. [Laugh]

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[selbbub78 0]

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"I brake for hallucinations"

I just saw one the other day that read:

"i brake for unicorns"

CReW Skies,

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[Guest]

"Horn Broken - Watch For Finger"

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[Guest]

I'm not your type - I'm not inflatable."

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[Guest]

"Driver Carries No Cash - He's Married."

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[gjhdiver 0]

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any one have any good ones they've seen

BUSH - The only dope worth shooting

[MattM 0]

"Horn blows... how about the driver?"

Matt

[popsjumper 2]

on my POS Econoline van (peace signs and all) in the early 70's....

"Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here."

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[BGill 0]

"Ignorance is BlissBUSH"

[Bdog 0]

my favorite:
beer..it's not just for breakfast anymore.

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---Future Darwin Award recipient-

[freakflyer9999 1]

I have one that says:

DADD
Dads Against Daughters Dating

[Balls 0]

"Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I'd like to stick my penis in you."

The girl I was with when I saw it didn't get it. I'm still not sure how you CAN'T get it.

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