April fools prank ideas?

[cvfd1399 0]

Ok need a good prank for work...at a fire station. The prankee is a 30ish male our asst. Chief. Pranks can include his office, and his vehicle.
So far we have thought of rigging his horn to his brake lights so everytime he steps on the brake his horn goes off. If we cannot gain enough access to his vehicle I need back up plans.

[davedlg 0]

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So far we have thought of rigging his horn to his brake lights so everytime he steps on the brake his horn goes off..

I've done that one before. It's hilarious

[lifewithoutanet 0]

What's the squeeze-tube stuff you use for splinting in the field? It dries like a clear, hard plastic, but I forget the name.
Some friends who are paramedics for a private company once saran-wrapped, then 'whatever-it's-called'-wrapped their shift-leader's car doors shut. They also bonded his gearshift to his steering wheel.
Then there's also the liquid/gel novocaine (or like substance) on door handles and other surfaces.
-C.

[cvfd1399 0]

novocaine MUST find some for the bathroom handle!

[lifewithoutanet 0]

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novocaine MUST find some for the bathroom handle

Now THAT is just plain fucking wrong! Good thinking!
-C.

[2fat2fly 0]

Put about 1/2 inch of dishwashing liquid in his boots. He may not find it for several days but even then, when his feet start sweating it'll make a sick feeling gooey mess.

Turn his desk drawers upside down- take the little ball out of his mouse-redirect all of his desktop icons to point to different programs

My officers used to hate me

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[DrunkMonkey 0]

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novocaine MUST find some for the bathroom handle

Now THAT is just plain fucking wrong! Good thinking!
-C.

No...put the gel novocaine on the toilet seat, put some sort of laxative in his morning coffee...

[ffejdraga 0]

Office stuff:

for those who have to look at the keyboard to type...switch the letters around..they pop off pretty easily with a knife or screwdriver.

If his desk comes apart, take the screws out and *gently* place it back together...the slighest touch will have it tumbling down.

Fill the office with styrofoam peanuts.

for the car:
cover the whole inside with saran wrap, they get some of that expanding spray foam insulation stuff and fill the inside up with it. He will have to cut his way in, and you will need a good amount of the expanding foam.

banana in the tailpipe.

hmm, that is all i got.
jeff D-16906

[PsychoBob 0]

Wrap a wire coat hanger around the drive shaft at the yoke. Leave enough on the length to hit the floor pan. I'll sound like the tranny's blowing up whether he's in drive or reverse.

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[DrewGPM 0]

freeze a can shaving cream, it takes a day or two. open the can with a can opener. You'll have a solid block frozen cream. Put that in his desk. As it thaws, it expands. Make sure to remove anything of value...it is messy!

put several drops of hot sauce on the chair in his office. It dries, so there is feeling feeling of wetness when you sit down. But the stuff that makes it burn your toungue (capsaicin) will also give a burning sensation on your skin. from my experience it was not enough make you freak out call the doctor...just enough that spend all day squirming trying to make it go away.

[tweak 0]

If he has a computer and you can get access to it while he's not aruond, this one's pretty funny:

Make sure some applications are running but not on top of any desktop icons if possible.
Hit print-screen.
Open up mspaint and paste the desktop image and save it on the hard drive somewhere.
Go to desktop properties and make that image his new wallpaper.

It's sure to drive him completely nuts trying to close the non-existent applications unless he's a windows guru and even then it may take him a while to figure out. He'll probably try rebooting the pc several times!

You may even want to have a few *choice* jpegs or a word doc open with some tasty material before doing the print screen.

[happythoughts 0]

A few years ago, I got one of the pink "while you were out" message pads. I left a message with "Kitty called" and the number of the local humane society.

The person called and asked to speak to Kitty. The person on the other end asked all their co-workers if there was a Kitty anywhere around. The conversation went on for a while because both parties were mystified.

I had inadvertantly hooked up the two stupidest people in the universe.

[cvfd1399 0]

SWEET that one is on the list of things to do that day!!!

[Kris 0]

Bill, I have accepted you as my personal savior.

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[lawrocket 3]

I did something similar a few years ago. I was not going to be at work on April 1 (thank you, Uncle Sam) and so I left a phone message for boss Steve to call "Myra Maines." The phone number was for the coroner's office - I think unclaimed remains.

yeah, I heard it was pretty funny listening to Steve saying he's asking for his remains while the coroner's office person thought it was a sick joke.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[AggieDave 6]

Babo bomb.

Get some Babo or some Comet (cardboard can, cleaner), cut a hole in the side, put in a cherry bomb or similarly large IED duct tape it in with the fuse out and clear.

Light and roll into the office and shut the door. It'll explode and it'll take him YEARS to get all the fine dust out of everything.

OR

fill a shitcan (trashcan) with water...preferably a 55gal version, lean it against the door, knock and run. This only works if the door opens into the office.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[happythoughts 0]

I worked in the IT dept of a hospital for 2.5 years. There is an enzyme (I think, I only play a doctor in bars) in the digestive tract called Bilerubin. Pronounced "Billy Ruben".

About once a week, there was a loudspeaker page for Billy Ruben to report to somewhere.
On April 1st, there were always people calling to say they were returning a call from Billy.

[DrewGPM 0]

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I worked in the IT dept of a hospital for 2.5 years. There is an enzyme (I think, I only play a doctor in bars) in the digestive tract called Bilerubin. Pronounced "Billy Ruben".

About once a week, there was a loudspeaker page for Billy Ruben to report to somewhere.
On April 1st, there were always people calling to say they were returning a call from Billy.

billiruben does a lot...but the coolest thing it does is make your urine yellow and your poop brown.
http://www.rnceus.com/lf/lfbili.html

[ernguru 0]

Send him a huge parcel that needs to be signed for to the station but make sure that you put quotes in huge letters like

ORGAZMO HOMEMADE PORN DELIVERED DIRECT TO YOU

Contents HOMEMADE AMATEUR PORN

A friend of mine got me like that. Funny now but at the time I had a serious red face when I had to go and sign for it

[OrangeJumper 0]

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novocaine MUST find some for the bathroom handle!

Might want to be careful with the novocaine idea. Some people have severe allergic reactions to that stuff. Trust me, I know from experience

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[n2skdvn 0]

this is an easy but fun one on a windows computer.
take you pointer and pull it off the screen. Then make a screen shot of the computer,save the screenshot as the background. Next right click the back ground and uncheck "show desktop icons". Finaly hide the task bar. This will drive a coworker nuts! (my mark actually called the computer repair company)

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[huka551 0]

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I worked in the IT dept of a hospital for 2.5 years.

I used to work in a hospital, and there actually was a doctor who worked out of that hospital whose name was Dr. Butt (no joke). Every time I would hear a call for Dr. Butt, I couldn't refrain from laughing like a 5 year old

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[JustaBill 0]

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Ok need a good prank for work...at a fire station. The prankee is a 30ish male our asst. Chief. Pranks can include his office, and his vehicle.
So far we have thought of rigging his horn to his brake lights so everytime he steps on the brake his horn goes off. If we cannot gain enough access to his vehicle I need back up plans.

My uncle did that once, only rigged the horn of the guys car to the turn signal. The "victim" was really drunk. Well when they rigged it up they didn't get a good connection so the horn would only go off intermittently. Long story short my uncle goes over to the guys house the next day to see what the guy had to say, and the victim, thinking he had a short in his horn button had his steering wheel all apart etc.....boy was he pissed

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[Brains 2]

Ok, i have to do this to my coworker how do i take the screen shot?

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[davedlg 0]

shift+print scrn copies the image onto your clipboard. Open Paint and press Ctl+V to paste it in then save it and set it as desktop background.