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Solaris - With George Clooney.

I still don't know what this one was about.



Ditto. I kept thinking something that made sense was gonna happen, but it never did.

Other dumb ones:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Open Water

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Hmm...wonder how long it takes wildblue to chime in... :P



Yeah, the movie sucked. Luckily I had other forms of entertainment :)

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Other dumb ones:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


You must be high.

How has no one mentioned Phone Booth yet? That was a complete waste.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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If you were going to watch Eternal Sunshine as a comedy it sucked, but if you were going to watch the movie then think about it though a psychoanalysis of it, the movie was fairly good. It was a very deep movie. Another very deep movie if you want it to be was "The Butterfly Effect".
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If you were going to watch Eternal Sunshine as a comedy it sucked, but if you were going to watch the movie then think about it though a psychoanalysis of it, the movie was fairly good. It was a very deep movie. Another very deep movie if you want it to be was "The Butterfly Effect".



I love the butterfly effect, that movie rocks. Eternal Sunshine just didn't do it for me. It might be my hatred of jim carrey, i really don't know. I just couldn't get into the movie.

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"Dogville" with Nicole Kidman. I just couldn't get into the whole thing taking place on a sound stage with the buildings being chalk lines on the ground. I couldn't even finish watching it!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Any movie that falls under the heading "Romantic Comedy" shouldn't just go straight to DVD but straight to the bin.:| A computer could write one of these scripts if you gave it the following parameters :-

1) One Male & One Female character
2) Characters come from completely different backgrounds
3) Chance meeting brings them together
4) They hate each other
5) Over the course of the next hour they fall in love with each other
6) A terrible secret is revealed on one of them and they split.
7) Lots of solitary crying from both characters
8) One character realises mistake and chases after the other to plead for forgiveness
9) Apology accepted. Roll credits immediately following hugs & kisses.
10) Insert crap, situational jokes wherever possible.

Lu-"let the beast beware"-cy
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Just watched 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2' last night. OMG was that a waste of an hour and a half! >:(

Lessee, 'Club Dred' sucked eggs, though 'SuperTroopers' rocked...

'Bringing out the Dead' was so bad I wanted the 2 hours of life it sucked from me back. :(

And I am SOOO gonna get flamed for this, but 'The Fast and the Furious' felt like just one long TV show about cops and cars made into a movie. Eegad was there some pathetic acting in there; I did like Jordana Brewster's acting and Vin Diesel's portrayal of his character Dom. The rest were just flat and boring. [:/]
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Any movie that falls under the heading "Romantic Comedy" shouldn't just go straight to DVD but straight to the bin



I really like "You've got mail" but then again, I'm a goofball. That's literally the only romantic comedy I've seen that I really like. I watch it everytime its on TV.
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White Noise
Way of the Gun
Iron Eagle 2-4
Rambo III
Sniper 2 & 3
Rocky V
Club Dread
Bring it On
Bring it on Again(WHY DID I SEE THIS)
Alien vs. Predator
Matrix 2-3
LOTR (all of them)


Mentally Blocked all of the other bad movies

By the time you read this you have already read it.

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"Anchorman" with Will Ferrel...

H O R R I B L E




NO WAY!!!
it is great, so many great scenes

"and now your 6oclock news with Ron Bergundy and Tits Magee"

"Sky Rockets in Flight....Afternoon Delight"

"I love Lamp"

AND TONS MORE

By the time you read this you have already read it.

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