Frenchy68 0 #1 April 15, 2005 It seems to be part of a woman's anatomy, and is supposed to be removable. But I can't seem to find it in any biology book. Very puzzling. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #2 April 15, 2005 You scared the 'bejesus' out of me. It actually comes OUT of a woman. Go from there to figure it out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #3 April 15, 2005 I had the sweet bejesus scared out of me once. It never came back. I think you'll find it unisex...Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #4 April 15, 2005 Good point. I think it is unisex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #5 April 15, 2005 QuoteI think it is unisex. Don't hijack my thread into a sex thread. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #6 April 15, 2005 I heard putting back the 'bejesus' is much more fun....Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #7 April 15, 2005 dead thread answered Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #8 April 15, 2005 QuoteI heard putting back the 'bejesus' is much more fun... Interesting. How does that work? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 April 15, 2005 QuoteI heard putting back the 'bejesus' is much more fun.... _______________________________ Oh yeah! You have to put a lot of practice and several 'subjects' really helps. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GeordieSkydiver 0 #10 April 15, 2005 I can't be sure, but I've heard its baby oil, shoe horns, a packing buddy and an air hose.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #11 April 15, 2005 But just what is the 'bejesus'? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GeordieSkydiver 0 #12 April 15, 2005 Lets say I got rid of some 'bejesus' at 7 30 am this morning....Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #13 April 15, 2005 QuoteBut just what is the 'bejesus'? My question exactly. I hear it's removable. Sometimes forcibly, as you have to bang it out. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #14 April 15, 2005 QuoteBut just what is the 'bejesus'? I think it's that little bit of air that gets trapped during sex.....pppfffrrrrt! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 April 15, 2005 QuoteBut just what is the 'bejesus'? My question exactly. I hear it's removable. Sometimes forcibly, as you have to bang it out. Oh God... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #10 April 15, 2005 I can't be sure, but I've heard its baby oil, shoe horns, a packing buddy and an air hose.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #11 April 15, 2005 But just what is the 'bejesus'? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #12 April 15, 2005 Lets say I got rid of some 'bejesus' at 7 30 am this morning....Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #13 April 15, 2005 QuoteBut just what is the 'bejesus'? My question exactly. I hear it's removable. Sometimes forcibly, as you have to bang it out. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #14 April 15, 2005 QuoteBut just what is the 'bejesus'? I think it's that little bit of air that gets trapped during sex.....pppfffrrrrt! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 April 15, 2005 QuoteBut just what is the 'bejesus'? My question exactly. I hear it's removable. Sometimes forcibly, as you have to bang it out. Oh God... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #16 April 15, 2005 What's wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 April 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteBut just what is the 'bejesus'? My question exactly. I hear it's removable. Sometimes forcibly, as you have to bang it out. ______________________________ Exactly! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justinb138 0 #18 April 15, 2005 Quote Bejesus - (n) Exclamative; The bear scared the bejesus out of us. For some time people have been using the word bejesus casually in phrases like "He said you confused the bejesus out of him", "This old lady just completely slapped the bejesus out of him" and "That screaming, flaming skull in the closet totally scared the bejesus out of me!". However, new scientific discoveries demand a new and much more accurate meaning be included. Bejesus - (n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus. You see, scientists have discovered what ancient societies already knew, that there is a microscopic particle known as bejesus that dwells in all of us. The knowledge of this particle was lost, but the phrases used to describe its movement have remained a part of our society. Well no more will they be used casually and without meaning, for they describe the motions of a very real substance, bejesus. Shown here is an actual bejesus particle which has been caught in a magnetic field and magnified over 100,000 times (image courtesy Bejesus Labs, in Dallas). The image supports what we already suspected from years of clinical testing, the particle is resposible for people becoming Jesus! This discovery opened up a wide variety of economic, political and theoretical issues which it is the purpose of this site to address. Anyone can be Jesus? Who should it be, who will it be and what does the Christian Church have to say about all this? All will be answered, but it is important to first understand some of the basic physics of bejesus. Clicky http://www.ics.uci.edu/~abaker/bejesus/what.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GeordieSkydiver 0 #19 April 15, 2005 Holy shit... what will they think of next.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #20 April 15, 2005 Where the hell did you get that? You scare me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #21 April 15, 2005 QuoteQuote Bejesus - (n) Exclamative; The bear scared the bejesus out of us. For some time people have been using the word bejesus casually in phrases like "He said you confused the bejesus out of him", "This old lady just completely slapped the bejesus out of him" and "That screaming, flaming skull in the closet totally scared the bejesus out of me!". However, new scientific discoveries demand a new and much more accurate meaning be included. Bejesus - (n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus. You see, scientists have discovered what ancient societies already knew, that there is a microscopic particle known as bejesus that dwells in all of us. The knowledge of this particle was lost, but the phrases used to describe its movement have remained a part of our society. Well no more will they be used casually and without meaning, for they describe the motions of a very real substance, bejesus. Shown here is an actual bejesus particle which has been caught in a magnetic field and magnified over 100,000 times (image courtesy Bejesus Labs, in Dallas). The image supports what we already suspected from years of clinical testing, the particle is resposible for people becoming Jesus! This discovery opened up a wide variety of economic, political and theoretical issues which it is the purpose of this site to address. Anyone can be Jesus? Who should it be, who will it be and what does the Christian Church have to say about all this? All will be answered, but it is important to first understand some of the basic physics of bejesus. Clicky http://www.ics.uci.edu/~abaker/bejesus/what.html _____________________________________- So, it is in fact nothing tangible but, rather, an 'inner spirit'. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justinb138 0 #22 April 15, 2005 QuoteWhere the hell did you get that? You scare me. Google is a wonderful thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #23 April 15, 2005 QuoteYou scare me. But your bejesus didn't come out. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #24 April 15, 2005 QuoteWhat's wrong? Lol. It was "Oh God..." followed by my , but I didn't post the . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #25 April 15, 2005 I think skydivers lose theirs early on. That's why we act the way we do. Besides, how would you know? You can't see me or my 'bejesus'!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
justinb138 0 #18 April 15, 2005 Quote Bejesus - (n) Exclamative; The bear scared the bejesus out of us. For some time people have been using the word bejesus casually in phrases like "He said you confused the bejesus out of him", "This old lady just completely slapped the bejesus out of him" and "That screaming, flaming skull in the closet totally scared the bejesus out of me!". However, new scientific discoveries demand a new and much more accurate meaning be included. Bejesus - (n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus. You see, scientists have discovered what ancient societies already knew, that there is a microscopic particle known as bejesus that dwells in all of us. The knowledge of this particle was lost, but the phrases used to describe its movement have remained a part of our society. Well no more will they be used casually and without meaning, for they describe the motions of a very real substance, bejesus. Shown here is an actual bejesus particle which has been caught in a magnetic field and magnified over 100,000 times (image courtesy Bejesus Labs, in Dallas). The image supports what we already suspected from years of clinical testing, the particle is resposible for people becoming Jesus! This discovery opened up a wide variety of economic, political and theoretical issues which it is the purpose of this site to address. Anyone can be Jesus? Who should it be, who will it be and what does the Christian Church have to say about all this? All will be answered, but it is important to first understand some of the basic physics of bejesus. Clicky http://www.ics.uci.edu/~abaker/bejesus/what.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #19 April 15, 2005 Holy shit... what will they think of next.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #20 April 15, 2005 Where the hell did you get that? You scare me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 April 15, 2005 QuoteQuote Bejesus - (n) Exclamative; The bear scared the bejesus out of us. For some time people have been using the word bejesus casually in phrases like "He said you confused the bejesus out of him", "This old lady just completely slapped the bejesus out of him" and "That screaming, flaming skull in the closet totally scared the bejesus out of me!". However, new scientific discoveries demand a new and much more accurate meaning be included. Bejesus - (n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus. You see, scientists have discovered what ancient societies already knew, that there is a microscopic particle known as bejesus that dwells in all of us. The knowledge of this particle was lost, but the phrases used to describe its movement have remained a part of our society. Well no more will they be used casually and without meaning, for they describe the motions of a very real substance, bejesus. Shown here is an actual bejesus particle which has been caught in a magnetic field and magnified over 100,000 times (image courtesy Bejesus Labs, in Dallas). The image supports what we already suspected from years of clinical testing, the particle is resposible for people becoming Jesus! This discovery opened up a wide variety of economic, political and theoretical issues which it is the purpose of this site to address. Anyone can be Jesus? Who should it be, who will it be and what does the Christian Church have to say about all this? All will be answered, but it is important to first understand some of the basic physics of bejesus. Clicky http://www.ics.uci.edu/~abaker/bejesus/what.html _____________________________________- So, it is in fact nothing tangible but, rather, an 'inner spirit'. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justinb138 0 #22 April 15, 2005 QuoteWhere the hell did you get that? You scare me. Google is a wonderful thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #23 April 15, 2005 QuoteYou scare me. But your bejesus didn't come out. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #24 April 15, 2005 QuoteWhat's wrong? Lol. It was "Oh God..." followed by my , but I didn't post the . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #25 April 15, 2005 I think skydivers lose theirs early on. That's why we act the way we do. Besides, how would you know? You can't see me or my 'bejesus'!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
justinb138 0 #22 April 15, 2005 QuoteWhere the hell did you get that? You scare me. Google is a wonderful thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #23 April 15, 2005 QuoteYou scare me. But your bejesus didn't come out. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #24 April 15, 2005 QuoteWhat's wrong? Lol. It was "Oh God..." followed by my , but I didn't post the . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #25 April 15, 2005 I think skydivers lose theirs early on. That's why we act the way we do. Besides, how would you know? You can't see me or my 'bejesus'!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites