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Frenchy68

Where's the "Bejesus"?

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It seems to be part of a woman's anatomy, and is supposed to be removable. But I can't seem to find it in any biology book.
Very puzzling.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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I heard putting back the 'bejesus' is much more fun...


Interesting. How does that work?

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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But just what is the 'bejesus'?


My question exactly. I hear it's removable. Sometimes forcibly, as you have to bang it out.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Bejesus - (n) Exclamative; The bear scared the bejesus out of us.

For some time people have been using the word bejesus casually in phrases like "He said you confused the bejesus out of him", "This old lady just completely slapped the bejesus out of him" and "That screaming, flaming skull in the closet totally scared the bejesus out of me!". However, new scientific discoveries demand a new and much more accurate meaning be included.

Bejesus - (n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus.

You see, scientists have discovered what ancient societies already knew, that there is a microscopic particle known as bejesus that dwells in all of us. The knowledge of this particle was lost, but the phrases used to describe its movement have remained a part of our society. Well no more will they be used casually and without meaning, for they describe the motions of a very real substance, bejesus. Shown here is an actual bejesus particle which has been caught in a magnetic field and magnified over 100,000 times (image courtesy Bejesus Labs, in Dallas). The image supports what we already suspected from years of clinical testing, the particle is resposible for people becoming Jesus! This discovery opened up a wide variety of economic, political and theoretical issues which it is the purpose of this site to address. Anyone can be Jesus? Who should it be, who will it be and what does the Christian Church have to say about all this? All will be answered, but it is important to first understand some of the basic physics of bejesus.



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http://www.ics.uci.edu/~abaker/bejesus/what.html

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Bejesus - (n) Exclamative; The bear scared the bejesus out of us.

For some time people have been using the word bejesus casually in phrases like "He said you confused the bejesus out of him", "This old lady just completely slapped the bejesus out of him" and "That screaming, flaming skull in the closet totally scared the bejesus out of me!". However, new scientific discoveries demand a new and much more accurate meaning be included.

Bejesus - (n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus.

You see, scientists have discovered what ancient societies already knew, that there is a microscopic particle known as bejesus that dwells in all of us. The knowledge of this particle was lost, but the phrases used to describe its movement have remained a part of our society. Well no more will they be used casually and without meaning, for they describe the motions of a very real substance, bejesus. Shown here is an actual bejesus particle which has been caught in a magnetic field and magnified over 100,000 times (image courtesy Bejesus Labs, in Dallas). The image supports what we already suspected from years of clinical testing, the particle is resposible for people becoming Jesus! This discovery opened up a wide variety of economic, political and theoretical issues which it is the purpose of this site to address. Anyone can be Jesus? Who should it be, who will it be and what does the Christian Church have to say about all this? All will be answered, but it is important to first understand some of the basic physics of bejesus.



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http://www.ics.uci.edu/~abaker/bejesus/what.html


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So, it is in fact nothing tangible but, rather, an 'inner spirit'.


Chuck

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