Does KFC Biomanufacture Chicken?

[Kid_Icarus 0]

Well.... Do they? Someone told me they do, but it just seems too good to be true!

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"What What.....

[flyingferret 0]

SNOPES

GOOGLE

they are your friends

answer: NO

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[billvon 2,394]

> Well.... Do they? Someone told me they do, but it just seems too good to be true!

What the heck does that mean? Chickens biomanufacture themselves; it's a lot cheaper that way.

[Remster 24]

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Biomanufacture

Yeah... on some facility called "a farm"




Any othyer frogs out here seen L'Aile ou la cuisse by Louis de Funès?

Remster

[Kid_Icarus 0]

Like the ear grown on the back of the mouse, i heard they grow just "parts"

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"What What.....

[kingbunky 3]

actually, most modern meat breeds have gotten to the point that their breasts are too large for normal breeding, and it has to be done by atifical insemination. i guess they have to come up with a breed that has a pecker long enough to get past the breasts.

(pecker, i kill me!)

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
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[Bouda 0]

i have heard that to be true

Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge
http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com

[flyingferret 0]

I tried to tell you, but NO it's just a harmless little bunny rabbit.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.htm

Seriously people, you guys can access the same internet that I do.

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[SpeedRacer 1]

damn, you'd think by now people would be able to recognize EBS when they see it.

EBS that was probably started by PETA. wouldn't be the first time.

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[billvon 2,394]

>i heard they grow just "parts"

Now, see, that just makes no sense. Sure, you could grow a chicken breast fed with blood from an artificial heart, with artificial kidneys and IV nutrients. The system would cost hundreds of thousands. Or for about $1 you can get a chicken that comes with its very own heart, kidneys, nutrition system and lungs. It even comes with a reproductive system, handy for making more chickens.

It's one of those silly scare stories like the old "McDonald's uses worms in its hamburgers!" story. Worms cost more than low-quality beef; why on earth would McDonald's buy worms?

[Douva 0]

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>i heard they grow just "parts"

Now, see, that just makes no sense. Sure, you could grow a chicken breast fed with blood from an artificial heart, with artificial kidneys and IV nutrients. The system would cost hundreds of thousands. Or for about $1 you can get a chicken that comes with its very own heart, kidneys, nutrition system and lungs. It even comes with a reproductive system, handy for making more chickens.

It's one of those silly scare stories like the old "McDonald's uses worms in its hamburgers!" story. Worms cost more than low-quality beef; why on earth would McDonald's buy worms?

Whenever somebody starts hitting me with the old "No, I swear it's true." about one of these issues, I find a simple "You, out of the gene pool!" suffices.

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[SuFantasma 0]

Well, isn't SEX a form of Bio-Manufacturing ?

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[BlindBrick 0]

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actually, most modern meat breeds have gotten to the point that their breasts are too large for normal breeding, and it has to be done by atifical insemination. i guess they have to come up with a breed that has a pecker long enough to get past the breasts.

(pecker, i kill me!)

Well unless I am totally misremembering my poultry biology form high school(I used to judge in FAA), they'd first have to genetically engineer a penis onto a chicken. Birds like reptiles and amphibians have cloacas instead of a penis or vagina.

-Blind

"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it."