Brains 2 #1 April 25, 2005 Do not fill your camelback with Rockstar and Vodka, then expect to remember what you did Saturday night. I am here to help you out. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 April 25, 2005 YOU DDed me.. I left a message on your VM.... biotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 April 25, 2005 Did YOU call my phone and leave a belligerent voicemail? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 April 25, 2005 QuoteDid YOU call my phone and leave a belligerent voicemail? "then expect to remember what you did Saturday night." I don't know! Amazon: oops, sorry. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #5 April 25, 2005 Quote..........remember what you did Saturday night. WHAT? "Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 April 25, 2005 Boy am I glad I don't have to put up with this Drunk Dialing shit! I'm IMMUNE, baby!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #7 April 25, 2005 QuoteWHAT? It gets fuzzy between the otter and after dinner sometime. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 April 25, 2005 QuoteIt gets fuzzy between the otter and after dinner sometime. Most guys call it a "beaver" and its usually after dinner.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #9 April 25, 2005 That's better.........."Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #10 April 25, 2005 QuoteDo not fill your camelback with Rockstar and Vodka, then expect to remember what you did Saturday night. I am here to help you out. THERES YOUR PROBLEM.... GOFAST is what you should have had. Then you'ld be just too cool to complain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #11 April 26, 2005 Jeffrey jeffrey jeffrey..........first with the tequila, then the makers and water on your birhtday and now this, shit dude this is why you are my hero Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #12 April 26, 2005 The good old days at SSM!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 April 26, 2005 I can't wait to get my packet 8 phone in. There will be drunk dials a plenty! "Hi........this is Clay. I'm in Baghdad and I'm hammered!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #14 April 26, 2005 QuoteI can't wait to get my packet 8 phone in. There will be drunk dials a plenty! "Hi........this is Clay. I'm in Baghdad and I'm hammered!" Looking forward to it. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #15 April 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteWHAT? It gets fuzzy between the otter and after dinner sometime. You were pretty fuzzy after last load kid. PS He wasn't jumping. At least not from the plane.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 April 26, 2005 QuoteDid YOU call my phone and leave a belligerent voicemail? It was my fault - I gave your telephone number to some drunken Kosovars...Sorry! I just wanted to share the love.... *edit* NO, I didn't give out her number, I don't even have it - it was a joke!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #17 April 27, 2005 Valuable lesson #2 Do not put your dick in a glass of cabernet so your SO can suck it off. It burns like hell. I am here to help you out. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #18 April 27, 2005 See Typicalfish's sig line. I wonder what his trick is...Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 April 27, 2005 QuoteValuable lesson #2 Do not put your dick in a glass of cabernet so your SO can suck it off. It burns like hell. I am here to help you out. Duly noted...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #20 April 27, 2005 QuoteDo not put your dick in a glass of cabernet so your SO can suck it off. It burns like hell dude, everyone knows that it is best just to use jello..... no burning.... just ask kidicarus..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #21 April 27, 2005 ***HBHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA, TOday I have truly recieved the wisdom of the agesbwahahahhahhahahhahah Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #22 April 27, 2005 QuoteValuable lesson #2 Do not put your dick in a glass of cabernet so your SO can suck it off. It burns like hell. I am here to help you out. ___________________________________ Say, it isn't so!? Good lord, Man! Smuckers strawberry jam... much better! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #23 April 27, 2005 QuoteValuable lesson #2 Do not put your dick in a glass of cabernet so your SO can suck it off. It burns like hell. I am here to help you out. OMG>>LMAO! Don't do that with goldschlager either! I dont know if I can ever look at you with a straight face again! hehehe!!! Know what else burns? Getting "shot" in the eye.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pyke 0 #24 April 27, 2005 How would you know.... ...wait - I don't want to know!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #25 April 27, 2005 Casie told me. She said Bob's aim is WAY off! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
chaoskitty 0 #23 April 27, 2005 QuoteValuable lesson #2 Do not put your dick in a glass of cabernet so your SO can suck it off. It burns like hell. I am here to help you out. OMG>>LMAO! Don't do that with goldschlager either! I dont know if I can ever look at you with a straight face again! hehehe!!! Know what else burns? Getting "shot" in the eye.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #24 April 27, 2005 How would you know.... ...wait - I don't want to know!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #25 April 27, 2005 Casie told me. She said Bob's aim is WAY off! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites