My life is now Open Source - Nerds only

[gjhdiver 0]

It might just be easier that way. Feel free to add.

object me
{
me.still_alive = true;
main()
{
while(me.still_alive)
{
me.wake();
me.pee();
me.poop();
me.eat(food);
me.work();
me.fuck(girl);
me.readcl();
me.sleep();
}
}
function fuck(human girl)
{
if girl.isHot()
{
me.cock.fill(blood);
me.statedOrgasmThreshold = 60 minutes;
me.currentOrgasmState = 0 minutes;
me.undress();
if (girl.pussy.isExposed() & girl.pussy.isClean()) or (girl.pussy.isExposed() & me.horny())
{
while(girl.givesConsent())
{
me.penetrate();
me.withdraw();
if (me.currentOrgasmState > me.statedOrgasmThreshold or me.currentOrgasmState > 10 minutes)
{
me.orgasm(goo);
me.scratchBalls();
me.ignore(girl);
me.eat(pizza);
me.drink(beer);
me.nap();
}
me.currentOrgasmState ++ 1 minute;
}
if not (girl.givesConsent())
{
try
{
me.sweetTalk(girl);
me.buyStuffFor(girl);
me.ignore(girl);
me.smack(girl);
}
catch(exception e)
{
if e.message.contains(girl.screamingPunchingScratchingOutMyEyes())
{
me.runAway();
}
}
}
}
}
elseif girl.sucksGood()
{
me.proposeMarriage();
}
}
}

[flyangel2 2]

Is that nerd talk? Most geek talk makes me hot, but reading that, I'm only lost.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[Girlfalldown 0]

LMAO

You have too much time on your hands Gareth.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[gjhdiver 0]

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Is that nerd talk? Most geek talk makes me hot, but reading that, I'm only lost.

Me too now. This damn GUI for dropzone.com removed all my nice code formatting. Now I look like a n00b.

I make you hot eh ? At your age, it's probably just a hot flush, thugh it is understandable that you would desire me. After all, you're only human.

[Slappie 9]

You could have used the

 thingie and it would have held the code together

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[flyangel2 2]

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it's probably just a hot flush

Bawhaha........kind of like bathtub girl?

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[eeneR 1]

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You could have used the

 thingie and it would have held the code together

go back and edit there n00b

*runs and hides*...

BTW that is some funny shit there Gareth

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[Buried 0]

hmm.. why are the only functions for sex.. what about eat, etc?

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[Slappie 9]

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hmm.. why are the only functions for sex.. what about eat, etc?

It's open source dude.. add them in and recompile.. jeeez n00bz.. /sigh

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[bob.dino 0]

What language is that in? Looks like it wants to be Java, but the object and function declarations make no sense...

Additionally, it won't compile - fuck() takes human as a parameter, but the pussy property is only part of the female class.

Oh, and I think you meant 'seconds' where you've got 'minutes' .

[SkyDaemon 0]

That's funny :-)

I wrote something similar. Mine is in shell since I'm less into OOP, C is my friend. ;-)
C Code
C Code Run
Run Code Run
Please?

Although since my tastes run a different direction it's gay themed. You can read it at:http://earth.e-raist.com/~raistlin/wryting/bash.html

find / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer;

[luckky 0]

Bawhaha........kind of like bathtub girl?
******************************************
that is just WAYYY sick

p-nut needs a spanking

If there are no trials in life,how will u know what is really imprtortant
liv2luv
luv2liv,,,SUMMOOO 1

lucky

[jdfreefly 1]

Should have written it in Ruby......much more extensible that way...

Then you could add

while( me.bankAcct.balance != 0 )

me.jumpTickets.add( JumpTicket.new( me.backAcct ) )

end


also....

if( me.gear.reserve.out_of_date() ) 

me.gear.reserve.pencil_pack()

end

I was thinking of catching the critical caughtByRigger exception which can sometimes be raised by the pencil_pack function, but sometimes, I am a lazy coder.

Methane Freefly - got stink?

[bob.dino 0]

That's where Java comes in handy - it forces you to catch or declare the exception, so you have to decide how to handle it.

try

{

Reserve reserve = me.getGear().getReserve();

if (reserve.isOutOfDate())

reserve.pencilPack();

}

catch (PencilPackCaughtByRiggerException e)

{

e.getRigger().put(new WhiskyBottle());

}

[mattjw916 2]

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0

0 rows returned

NSCR-2376, SCR-15080

[SuFantasma 0]

Quote

It might just be easier that way. Feel free to add.

object me
{
me.still_alive = true;
main()
{
while(me.still_alive)
{
me.wake();
me.pee();
me.poop();
me.eat(food);
me.work();
me.fuck(girl);
me.readcl();
me.sleep();
}
}
function fuck(human girl)
{
if girl.isHot()
{
me.cock.fill(blood);
me.statedOrgasmThreshold = 60 minutes;
me.currentOrgasmState = 0 minutes;
me.undress();
if (girl.pussy.isExposed() & girl.pussy.isClean()) or (girl.pussy.isExposed() & me.horny())
{
while(girl.givesConsent())
{
me.penetrate();
me.withdraw();
if (me.currentOrgasmState > me.statedOrgasmThreshold or me.currentOrgasmState > 10 minutes)
{
me.orgasm(goo);
me.scratchBalls();
me.ignore(girl);
me.eat(pizza);
me.drink(beer);
me.nap();
}
me.currentOrgasmState ++ 1 minute;
}
if not (girl.givesConsent())
{
try
{
me.sweetTalk(girl);
me.buyStuffFor(girl);
me.ignore(girl);
me.smack(girl);
}
catch(exception e)
{
if e.message.contains(girl.screamingPunchingScratchingOutMyEyes())
{
me.runAway();
}
}
}
}
}
elseif girl.sucksGood()
{
me.proposeMarriage();
}
}
}

Compile soft error: line(1) : undefined typecast "me": me.sex {structure undefined}
Compiler defaulting to me.sex structure:=female
Compiler replacing me.cock library with me.dildo ; subroutine clit loaded
Compiler: soft-error corrected, continue compiling.
{end_compile}

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[headoverheels 291]

So does that mean you are getting married?

[mpreil 2]

The last line sounds like Gareth just got engaged.


Again.

[flyangel2 2]

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The last line sounds like Gareth just got engaged.


Again.

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me.proposeMarriage();

Ya know, you're right. Since I wasn't understanding most of what Gareth was saying there, I didn't read the whole thread.


Well Gareth, are you going to share the story or what?

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[gjhdiver 0]

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The last line sounds like Gareth just got engaged.


Again.

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me.proposeMarriage();

Ya know, you're right. Since I wasn't understanding most of what Gareth was saying there, I didn't read the whole thread.


Well Gareth, are you going to share the story or what?

Er, No.

[mdrejhon 8]

Shame on you for not using the CODE tags for proper formatting!

From a fellow geek who's PICKY about code formatting. Extra overtime for you!

(Fortunately, I did the below with only ONE BUTTON PRESS ... I didn't add the spaces myself)

object me

{

me.still_alive = true;

main()

{

while(me.still_alive)

{

me.wake();

me.pee();

me.poop();

me.eat(food);

me.work();

me.fuck(girl);

me.readcl();

me.sleep();

}

}

function fuck(human girl)

{

if girl.isHot()

{

me.cock.fill(blood);

me.statedOrgasmThreshold = 60 minutes;

me.currentOrgasmState = 0 minutes;

me.undress();

if (girl.pussy.isExposed() & girl.pussy.isClean()) or (girl.pussy.isExposed() & me.horny())

{

while(girl.givesConsent())

{

me.penetrate();

me.withdraw();

if (me.currentOrgasmState > me.statedOrgasmThreshold or me.currentOrgasmState > 10 minutes)

{

me.orgasm(goo);

me.scratchBalls();

me.ignore(girl);

me.eat(pizza);

me.drink(beer);

me.nap();

}

me.currentOrgasmState ++ 1 minute;

}

if not (girl.givesConsent())

{

try

{

me.sweetTalk(girl);

me.buyStuffFor(girl);

me.ignore(girl);

me.smack(girl);

}

catch(exception e)

{

if e.message.contains(girl.screamingPunchingScratchingOutMyEyes())

{

me.runAway();

}

}

}

}

}

elseif girl.sucksGood()

{

me.proposeMarriage();

}

}

}