MarkM 0 #26 May 14, 2005 Well, this one time, at the dropzone... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #27 May 14, 2005 This one time... at tunnel camp.... .. aww hell I've never actually been to tunnel camp!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luckky 0 #28 May 14, 2005 You should move to where she is. That's my best advice ever. ------------------------------------------------------------ ,,yeah,,was thinking the same,,quit ur whining and move to where she is ator move her to u i moved 3 yrs ago,,the long distance thing sucks..now happily married and the sex is soo much bettergot the real thing,no more bateries.. sounded good as i was typing,,don't hit send,,too lateIf there are no trials in life,how will u know what is really imprtortant liv2luv luv2liv,,,SUMMOOO 1 lucky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MGSkyFlyer 0 #29 May 14, 2005 haha I think it is safe to say my sex life is ROCKING! I get it a couple of times a day which means...Marissa's stock tip of the day... Buy in DURACELL! Yep I love my toys, and am going through batteries like a ...well nympho lol At least I can't get preganant ahh but nothing beats the real thing...and that's be quit some time for me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #30 May 14, 2005 QuoteFrom your description, she sounds like a hell of a gal. You should move to where she is. That's my best advice ever. oh i'd love to but neither of us can move to the other right now. we are both tied down by our current situations at home.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #31 May 14, 2005 A long time ago , in a bedroom far far away ....... _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #32 May 14, 2005 Quoteshe lives 2000 miles away and I only get to see her every three months!!! Time is the same but I have you beat by quite a ways on distance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helldiver 0 #33 May 14, 2005 they know me at the VD clinic :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #34 May 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteshe lives 2000 miles away and I only get to see her every three months!!! Time is the same but I have you beat by quite a ways on distance. ya well you moved yourself way the fuck over there buddy!! atleast you can move to her if you wanted!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyRamone 0 #35 May 14, 2005 Married with 4 kids. What sex life? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #36 May 14, 2005 Sex life? What's that? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #37 May 14, 2005 Fuck NO!!! -And with the man o' the house playing army again, that about sums it up, too. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #38 May 14, 2005 QuoteMarried with 4 kids. What sex life? Get a lock on the bedroom door. Send 'em to bed early. Turn up the radio real loud. Ya gotta improvise, adapt, overcome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #39 May 14, 2005 None of your danged bussiness ..... it's only just mine (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,623 #40 May 14, 2005 It's better than yours!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #41 May 15, 2005 Quote Turn up the radio real loud. "Mommy.................why do you play all those Isaac Hayes songs so loud every night?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #42 May 15, 2005 QuoteQuote Turn up the radio real loud. "Mommy.................why do you play all those Isaac Hayes songs so loud every night?" BWHAHAHA she did a bad bad thing.....I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #43 May 15, 2005 First of all "Dagny" Girl you need to get out more. How is this for weird. I meet this woman who is the spitting image of my ex the other night, looks like i am getting all the right signals and then she turns out to be gay. The morning after a male friend stays at my house and makes a pass at me. Hows that for a @#$%ed up evening? "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #44 May 15, 2005 sounds like your gaydar is malfuctioning.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #45 May 15, 2005 Quote Sex life? What's that? From what I remember, it's something I used to with someone else.....now I do it alone!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crzjp20 0 #46 May 15, 2005 what sex life?-------------------------------------------------- Fear is not a confession of weakness, it is an oportunity for courage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #47 May 15, 2005 " " In quotations... Yea... that's what I said... Nothing... ever... seriously people... what's wrong with everyone... always about sex...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #48 May 16, 2005 Quotejust incase we missed anything please post all your preferences towards sex. ok, this is NOT what the thread title said! My preferences towards sex is that there is someone to do it with. Everything about my sex life can be summed up in the words of Drew Carey as he looks at his right hand,,,"Honey, I'm HOOOmmeee!"skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #49 May 16, 2005 Quotejust incase we missed anything please post all your preferences towards sex. Well I was dating this one girl, then things got wierd, and she started to Stalk me, than I dated another girl and things got wierd and she started stalking me, THEN I dated... you get the picture, it has been a rough run I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #50 May 17, 2005 I seem to attract stalkers too. Ive had three. One i didnt actually find out about till months latter. I think its our punishment for being nice guys Nice guys finish last? No we just get stalked more.. "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
