Amanduh 0 #1 June 21, 2005 A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and observes to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know. *There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 June 21, 2005 Well....................YEAH............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackhackett 0 #3 June 21, 2005 A FAIRY TALE A guy fell in love with a beautiful girl. He proposed marriage. She said no. AND HE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #4 June 21, 2005 Q&A Q: What's the number 1 cause of divorce? A: Marriage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #5 June 21, 2005 QuoteQ&A Q: What's the number 1 cause of divorce? A: Marriage Why is divorce so expensive?? Because it's worth it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #6 June 21, 2005 No Marrying the wrong person Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #7 June 21, 2005 sO HOW COME YOUR STILL SINGLE?????????????????http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #8 June 21, 2005 QuotesO HOW COME YOUR STILL SINGLE????????????????? Cause I'm smart! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #9 June 21, 2005 But you qualify....Now smart may need to take a vote on that onehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #10 June 21, 2005 QuoteQuotesO HOW COME YOUR STILL SINGLE????????????????? Cause I'm smart! she can't find a guy with big boobs... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MissBuffDiver 0 #11 June 21, 2005 I'll drink to that AmanDUH! GULP-GULP-GULPSandy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MissBuffDiver 0 #12 June 21, 2005 QuoteQuotesO HOW COME YOUR STILL SINGLE????????????????? Cause I'm smart! I'll drink to the smart girl named AmanDUH...GULP-GULP-GULP Sandy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #13 June 21, 2005 Are we on about the same girl here???http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 June 21, 2005 QuoteWell....................YEAH............. Pretty Much - I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YahooLV 0 #15 June 21, 2005 My suggestion: Bang the makeover girl Be aggressivly thankful to rich chick Enjoy the moneyhttp://www.curtisglennphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #16 June 21, 2005 There you have it folks..Clint the fucking post whore finally came out of the cave...Hey check out skydivethefarm website under staff my pond thingy ma jighttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 June 21, 2005 QuoteThere you have it folks..Clint the fucking post whore finally came out of the cave...Hey check out skydivethefarm website under staff my pond thingy ma jig [Napolean] I'll do what ever I want - ghaaaawd - you're not the boss of me![/napolean]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 June 22, 2005 Quoteshe can't find a guy with big boobs... I met her in Dublin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 June 22, 2005 Love is grand... . . . . . . . Divorce is 100 grand. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #20 June 22, 2005 *Cheers to you, Sandy!!!!!!* QuoteI met her in Dublin. DUDE! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! That's freakin great, Clay!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 June 22, 2005 QuoteThat's freakin great, Clay!!! What can I say.............chicks dig em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #22 June 22, 2005 MANNNNN-BOOOOOOOOOOBBBBSSSSS Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 June 22, 2005 QuoteMANNNNN-BOOOOOOOOOOBBBBSSSSS I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #24 June 22, 2005 QuoteI'll show you mine if you show me yours. *Slaps Clay on the hand* NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
