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Your favorite "one liners"....

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Post some of you favorites....;)

here's one....
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If you think nobody cares that you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments....
Or....
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs....:D


HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

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I think I saw this somewhere on here. Ever since then I've used it a few times.

"Let me check my I give a fuck meter."

"You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out."

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I'm a fan of Happy Bunny...

"I know how you feel, I just don't care"

"Cute but Psycho, things even out"



I have the "you smell like butt" shirt. It seems appropriate when skydiving.

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I'm a fan of Happy Bunny...

"I know how you feel, I just don't care"

"Cute but Psycho, things even out"



I have the "you smell like butt" shirt. It seems appropriate when skydiving.

Blues,
Dave



I gave my brother the insense that said "you smell like butt" for his stinky room which smelled like gym socks...he wasn't amuzed:ph34r:





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If its got Tits, Wheels or Floats.. Sooner or later you will have problems with it!!;)



I thought it was "If it floats, flies, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent."
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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"it's people like you who make people like me need medication."

"You look like shit,........... is that the style now?"

"Make your plans dark and as inpenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt" -Sun Tsu

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I had this game with an ex-coworker. We'd find an awesome one liner and then HAD to use it in an executive meeting, no matter how stupid it was, in the middle of conversation and LOOK SERIOUS. Another coworker kept point tallys for a) offensiveness and b) shock value.

Some of my winning ones:

1) I'm too much MANTHRAX for you, baby. (around the time the anthrax letters were going out)

2) Bend over baby and show me your CHOCOLATE STAR. (big winner :P)

3) There's too much blood in my caffiene system.

4) Sorry, so-and-so isn't here, she be in the methodone clinic. Try next week.

5) AX YO MOMMA I TELL HER 'HOW SHE DURRIN' (SQL is always good)

6) Yes sir, we're revamping the software code. We are currently in the "desuckification" phase in the project.

7) You can't make a baby in one month by impregnating nine women; believe you me, I have tried. Oh wait... ugh don't read into that.

8) This sucks, like big hairy goat nads.

9) Ok, you want me to predict when we'll get done---if Miss Cleo could predict the future, then why did she go out of business? Didn't she see it coming?

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