f1freak 0 #1 July 12, 2005 Post some of you favorites.... here's one.... QuoteIf you think nobody cares that you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.... Or.... Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #2 July 12, 2005 I'm a fan of Happy Bunny... "I know how you feel, I just don't care" "Cute but Psycho, things even out" _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 July 12, 2005 Sleep is just a Cheap Caffeine Substitute!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #4 July 12, 2005 If you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 July 12, 2005 Ive already got one asshole in my pants...dont need anotherSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchYourStep 0 #6 July 12, 2005 I think I saw this somewhere on here. Ever since then I've used it a few times. "Let me check my I give a fuck meter." "You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #7 July 12, 2005 I'm sorry, I dont think I give a fuck anymore. Thanks, have a nice day.... or Let me drop everything and work on your problems...Puttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #8 July 12, 2005 I like RoysPlayThing's one liner: If you're going to ride my ass, atleast pull my hair _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 July 12, 2005 QuoteI'm a fan of Happy Bunny... "I know how you feel, I just don't care" "Cute but Psycho, things even out" I have the "you smell like butt" shirt. It seems appropriate when skydiving. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #10 July 12, 2005 I know I'm schizophrenic - but, thanks God we don't mind. dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 July 12, 2005 No Matter hot Hot she/he is.. Somewhere some guy/girl is sick of putting up with their shit!! If its got Tits, Wheels or Floats.. Sooner or later you will have problems with it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #12 July 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'm a fan of Happy Bunny... "I know how you feel, I just don't care" "Cute but Psycho, things even out" I have the "you smell like butt" shirt. It seems appropriate when skydiving. Blues, Dave I gave my brother the insense that said "you smell like butt" for his stinky room which smelled like gym socks...he wasn't amuzed _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 July 12, 2005 Quote If its got Tits, Wheels or Floats.. Sooner or later you will have problems with it!! I thought it was "If it floats, flies, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 July 12, 2005 QuoteI thought it was "If it floats, flies, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent." That Too!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #15 July 12, 2005 I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing! Or... Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mwabd1 0 #16 July 12, 2005 "I picked the wrong day to give up amphetamines" ________________________________________________.......I hereby reject your reality and instead choose to insert my own! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #17 July 12, 2005 Here we go..... Your gene pool could use a little chlorine....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #18 July 12, 2005 "...and you two motherfuckers need Jesus!!"__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #19 July 12, 2005 If I throw a stick, will you go away? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #20 July 12, 2005 Another... You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #21 July 12, 2005 Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #22 July 12, 2005 The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette..... (or call the front desk at the hotel....)HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocket 0 #23 July 12, 2005 "it's people like you who make people like me need medication." "You look like shit,........... is that the style now?" "Make your plans dark and as inpenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt" -Sun Tsu rocket Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timber 4 #24 July 12, 2005 "Today is the tommorrow that I worried about yesterday" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #25 July 12, 2005 I had this game with an ex-coworker. We'd find an awesome one liner and then HAD to use it in an executive meeting, no matter how stupid it was, in the middle of conversation and LOOK SERIOUS. Another coworker kept point tallys for a) offensiveness and b) shock value. Some of my winning ones: 1) I'm too much MANTHRAX for you, baby. (around the time the anthrax letters were going out) 2) Bend over baby and show me your CHOCOLATE STAR. (big winner ) 3) There's too much blood in my caffiene system. 4) Sorry, so-and-so isn't here, she be in the methodone clinic. Try next week. 5) AX YO MOMMA I TELL HER 'HOW SHE DURRIN' (SQL is always good) 6) Yes sir, we're revamping the software code. We are currently in the "desuckification" phase in the project. 7) You can't make a baby in one month by impregnating nine women; believe you me, I have tried. Oh wait... ugh don't read into that. 8) This sucks, like big hairy goat nads. 9) Ok, you want me to predict when we'll get done---if Miss Cleo could predict the future, then why did she go out of business? Didn't she see it coming? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
