Un-invent something.......

[shropshire 0]

You have the opportunity to uninvent something... take your best shot .... please try to avoid getting us sent to the Dark Side (SC).... too fast (so no guns, bombs or such shite)

(1) BOBs ..... put the power back into the hand of man


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(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[weegegirl 2]

Television.

[Rebecca 0]

Cell phones sometimes.

Because sometimes, I don't want to be reachable!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[banjobill 0]

Telmarketing

....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!

[chronistin 0]

Advertising. Yes. Advertising is the one brainwashing, mind-obscuring invention I would gladly get rid of. If I just could find out how.

Chronistin
(Home @ http://www.fallschirmspringer.net/)

[Rookie120 0]

Radar or laser speed detection devices. Or the cop who uses them.

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

[WrongWay 0]

Glitter. That shit gets all over everything and never goes away.

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[SpeedRacer 1]

Those faucets in public restrooms that don't stay on unless you're holding them.

Speed Racer
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[Ashtanga 0]

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Cell phones sometimes.

Because sometimes, I don't want to be reachable!

Don't answer you phone.

[shropshire 0]

and the ones that spay your trousers so that it looks like you........ yourself

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[shropshire 0]

(2) Canned laughter

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Rebecca 0]

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Cell phones sometimes.

Because sometimes, I don't want to be reachable!

Don't answer you phone.

Psh. I figured that out a LONG time ago. Copycat.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[JohnRich 4]

Hands-down, no contest: cell phones. They are a curse on mankind!

Rebecca: turn the darned thing off!

[Diversgodown 0]

Fucking- Censorship!!!!

***Glory Favors the Bold***

[shropshire 0]

That was 2 things right? not 3? (just checking)

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[airtwardo 6]

Wax Lips


(you asked!)

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Lindsey 0]

I love my cell phone, and wax lips make me laugh, but I hate, HATE, HATE my almost ex husband. If HE could be un-invented.....what a wonderful world it would be, for me.

Doesn't that sound bitter....ewwww. How unbecoming of me....

On a less emotional level, I wish we could un-invent perfume. It's nasty. Gives me a headache.

Peace~
linz

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A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[Rebecca 0]

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I love my cell phone, and wax lips make me laugh, but I hate, HATE, HATE my almost ex husband. If HE could be un-invented.....what a wonderful world it would be, for me.

Doesn't that sound bitter....ewwww. How unbecoming of me....

On a less emotional level, I wish we could un-invent perfume. It's nasty. Gives me a headache.

Peace~
linz

Poop is nastier. Let's uninvent that instead.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Lindsey 0]

Poop is nastier. Let's uninvent that instead.

Yeah...but then I'd have to dis-impact you. That'd suck even worse....

Disimpacting people is EVEN nastier than poop....

Peace~
linz

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A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[shropshire 0]

Why thank you madam - Now I wish that I could uninvent the picture that you've just burnt into my brain

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(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Muenkel 0]

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Poop is nastier. Let's uninvent that instead.

Yeah...but then I'd have to dis-impact you. That'd suck even worse....

Disimpacting people is EVEN nastier than poop....

Well then, let's just uninvent the word 'disimpact'. That should solve that.

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Chris

[Ashtanga 0]

Muenkel...how are you?

[Rebecca 0]

I didn't say uninvent pooping, I said uninvent poop! No impacting for anyone!

I say it gets replaced by rays of sunshine and bouquets of flowers. Yeah, that'd be fun.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Ashtanga 0]

It would scare me if you had rays and sunshine and a bouquet of flowers coming out of your bottom.

[Rebecca 0]

Alright, so let's just go with perfume. Lindsey already thinks it's nasty, so it's fitting.

Hahaha! Can you imagine on jumprun?

"Mmm, someone farted!"
"That was me"
"Smells like... gardenias! Thanks!"

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?