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I wish I had hands instead of claws so I could play with this thing
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th

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"My sonar is telling me something big is in my way..."

"This is going to be a bitch to fly with..."

"I gotta quit hanging upside down, as the blood always pools in my HEAD..."

"Come to the bat cave and I'll show you mine if you show me yours..."

"Let me POINT you in the right direction..."


A conversation between a lady and an animal control officer:
"Maam, as near as we can tell, this bat broke it's neck trying to suck it's own penis..."

"Oh my, do you as an animal control officer see this very often?"

"Maam, this is the closest we have ever seen one to succeding, and yes we get this kind of thing all the time. You have to watch out for these little horney buggers. Sometimes it's not guanno below their hidout."

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After one particularly lurid dream, Batfinks stands in front of the mirror and tries to make a career choice.. Should he stay in crime fighting or make the move to hard core movies?

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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