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FlyingTed

Lonely German Girl in the US

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Hi everybody living in the normal world

I`m sitting in the middle of cornfields and there`s nothing to do at night - except writing confusing posts in an absolutely great forum.

The TV is broken and the only guys I can talk to are an 18 year old girl, a lab and another weird looking dog.
Ok, I`m only 4 years older and maybe I look weird, too, but I have a fantastic hobby. B|

Help me! Please. What can I do?

The Harvest-Silo is not high enough to jump of it. :S Ouch!

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Hi. I am Frenchy. I am shy, but would love to have the opportunity to trade meaningful pics messages with you.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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she is already in the US...READ.B|



Well, cob my corn! So she is!

Invitation to Georgia is open....:D:D:D
I know for a fact that she's not in GA...no cornfields here!
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Ich spreche Deutsch. Bitte nach Californian besuchen und mit mir fallschirm machen.



Translation:
I speak German. California jumpers suck.

:D:D:D:D
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Ich spreche Deutsch. Bitte nach Californian besuchen und mit mir fallschirm machen.



Translation:
I speak German. California jumpers suck.

:D:D:D:D


SOme of us lick too!:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Ich spreche Deutsch. Bitte nach Californian besuchen und mit mir fallschirm machen.



Translation:
I speak German. California jumpers suck.

:D:D:D:D


SOme of us lick too!:|



You guys are just jealous that my German is better than yours....but I'd love to have her teach me to jump and other things better.

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Vüken Grüven! Do kanst meine große scheiße zu essen mit der zeitung und eine pfeiffe. Denke ich!:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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penis is the same in german and english isnt it?


Same in German and English. Bigger in French.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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