Skydiving Pet Peeves

[IMGR2 0]

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Come on people quit taking life so serious and laugh every once in awhile.

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No

I know how I can make you laugh.

[Unstable 8]

My biggest Pet Peeve: People who Jump in cliques.

My favorite thing about the sport: (This is just for Turtle here....)


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=========Shaun ==========

[kelel01 1]

Yeah, like that awful clique "Airspeed". Who do they think they are?

Kelly

[sunshine 2]

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Yeah, like that awful clique "Airspeed". Who do they think they are?

Never heard of 'em....they any good?

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Unstable 8]

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Never heard of 'em....they any good?

I don't know. I'll ask em if I can jump with them, if They say no, then I guess not!!!

=========Shaun ==========

[IMGR2 0]

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Never heard of 'em....they any good?

A friend of mine jumped with them but he said he could never get them out of the deployment position and on to their heads.

[ZoneRat 0]

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Yeah, like that awful clique "Airspeed". Who do they think they are?

Never heard of 'em....they any good?

They were ok a couple years ago.

Back in '99 their SDU coach, exasperated and at wits end, had to make them make a video just so they could finally learn the formations.

Each person had to wear a different colored shirt on the dirt dive so they could remember what slots they flew.

“There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophies.”

[Unstable 8]

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Each person had to wear a different colored shirt on the dirt dive so they could remember what slots they flew.

Ouch, that Cruel! Why didn't he just make them wear pointy dunce hats?!?

=========Shaun ==========

[gjhdiver 0]

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THINGS I DO LIKE:
1.) Stinking up the whole Otter with gas and watching everyone's
reaction. (IT WAS ME!!!)
2.) Hearing the "Pecker on a tree" song. You rock Luminous.
3.) Shouting the name "Eric Butts!!!" all day long.
4.) Playing the penis game with Bryan Moffet when he is here.
(whoever yells the word penis the loudest wins)
5.) Rubbing Russell Webb's belly for good luck just before a
jump...everybody should do that.
6.) Feeling the Flying Arab's rock hard ass.
7.) Sqweezing Troy Laird's nipples while he is editing and messing
him
up. (no I am not gay)
.

[watchdog2 0]

LOL!!!! U people are hilarious!!!! Keep going with the replies.....this is funny........

[turtlespeed 212]

Your name isn't really Chris, is it?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[watchdog2 0]

no

[chachi 0]

i thought the list was generated to make people smile. we all have things that annoy us but don't annoy other people. why don't we all just read it, chuckle, and forget about it instead of making national holiday out of picking on someone for being creative. i would love to see other peoples list of things that bother them at the dz.

~chachi

[watchdog2 0]

chachi that was an excellent response....that list I created was just for amusement purposes only.....I'm glad you and I see eye to eye....

[usedtajump 1]

(Quote) 5. Rubbing Russell Webb's belly for good luck just before a
jump...everybody should do that (Quote)

The older I get the less I care who I piss off.

[Ron 7]

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You know, compared to this guy, Ron sounds like Mr. Rogers.

Mr. Rogers is my bitch.

Edit to add...I only really bitch about saftey issues...I want people to learn from my bad mistakes.

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

[happythoughts 0]

"Well you could creep better if you didn't have that stinkin' sweater on... and it's my neighborhood now biotch, so try to get the exit right this time..."

[turtlespeed 212]

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(Quote) 5. Rubbing Russell Webb's belly for good luck just before a
jump...everybody should do that (Quote)

See - That's what I was referring to - it's - it's - just WRONG!

[whining]I don't want a mental picture like that![/whining]

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Chute 0]

People who feel I need to know what their pet-peeves are.

Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies!

* Brother_Brian *
D.S.W.F.S.B. #2

[Ron 7]

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"Well you could creep better if you didn't have that stinkin' sweater on... and it's my neighborhood now biotch, so try to get the exit right this time..."

Now THAT is funny shit.

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

[jdhill 0]

Let's see...

People who jump blindly from the plane when the green light goes on... without need to looking under the aircraft for traffic and confirming that you are at least in the vicinity of the DZ/correct spot.

People who think GPS is infallible, and don't bother to look, or pilots who won't take corrections to avoid big clouds when there is a big hole 5-10^ to the right.

People who bitch about how bad it is at the dropzone, but still show up.

J

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke

[Harksaw 0]

24. Excessive negativity.

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I started skydiving for the money and the chicks. Oh, wait.

[watchdog2 0]

hey with all the pet peeves aside, you have an awesome website bro....great pictures all around.....you'll get the front cover soon....

[jdhill 0]

Thanks.

J

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke

[champu 1]

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5. people who, just before loading, interrogate EVERYONE (almost to the point of a full body cavity search) on the load, wondering if they are freeflying, belly flying etc....ALL I gotta say is just SHUT UP AND
GET ON cause everybody else is watching and will naturally board in the proper order...

1.) Stinking up the whole Otter with gas and watching everyone's reaction. (IT WAS ME!!!)

"Hurry up and get on the plane everyone I have to take a shit!"