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What my wife says after I spend the day skydiving!


Marge: All right, all right, now, you're over stimulated. Let's get
some beer in you, and then it's right to bed.

Homer: Woo hoo! [running] Beer, beer, beer, bed, bed, bed!
John
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Marge: "Can't we cuddle?"
Homer (As Max Power): "You don't cuddle with Max Power....You strap yourself in and feel the G's"
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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Ralph: I bent my wookie....

homer: But marge, everyone know trying is the first step towards failure.

bart: Your dammed if you do and your dammed if you dont.

Apu: silly customer! You cannot harm a twinkie!

The episode that was a spoof of mary poppins....Sherry bobbins. At the end of that episode:
bart: Will we ever see her again dad
Homer: Will see son, Will see
then as she flying away under her black umbrella she gets sucked into an engine of a jumbo jet.
I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

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Homer: "I'm whizzin' with the door open, and I'm lovin' it!"


Homer: "A woman is a lot like... a refrigerator! They're 6 feet tall, about 300 pounds... they ...make ice... No no, wait a minute, a woman is a lot like a beer! They look good. They smell good. You'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at just one -- you want to drink another woman!"


Blue skies,
-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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"A woman is a lot like... a refrigerator! They're 6 feet tall, about 300 pounds... they ...make ice... No no, wait a minute, a woman is a lot like a beer! They look good. They smell good. You'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at just one -- you want to drink another woman!"



"and another"

[later]

"so I said to him. If you want your money, you're just gonna hafta come over her and find it! Cause I don't know where it is, you baloney. You make me wanna retchhhhh." [passes out]

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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Marge - "Homer, I brought help"
Homer - "Is it Batman?"
Marge - "No, he's a scientist"
Homer - "Batman's a scientist"
big pause

(Maybe the only argument Homer ever clearly won)

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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It's not the simpson's but I like the quote

Professor Trelawney: You know, my dear, the moment I looked into your eyes I knew that you did not have the mind for the noble art of Divination. [looking at her palm]

Professor Trelawney: See? Right here. You may be young in years but the heart that beats beneath your bosom is as shriveled as an old maid's, your soul as dry as the pages of the books to which you so desperately cleave.

Professor Trelawney: Have I said something?

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared! Too scared to even pee!"

Chief: "Just relax, son, it'll come."

And "That's some good flutin', boy." Ralph has the flute up his nose.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

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Group leader: "Homer, we can make it so you never drink beer again."

Homer (while diving through window):AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
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HOMER: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? :D

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