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I was messing around here on dz.com one day and I sent a pm to username GOD. It went through. He has ever replied though. :|



That doesn't surprise me. HH banned him from the forums cos of his views on religion in Speaker's Corner :D

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God keeps asking me who the best robot is and I tell him Mr. Roboto. Then he calls me Mr. Roboto. I think God is a little :S.



yup, it's that whole water into wine thing, sometimes big G gets a little happy on his own supply if ya know what i mean? ;)

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Me:
when am i gonna die?
God:
The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
thank you. great answer
God:
you are quite welcome. Thanks for your support. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
when will i die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com

Deathclock:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Tuesday, September 25, 2068
Seconds left to live...
1,988,176,423 and counting

That would make me... 92 years old. I don't think so :D:D anyone who knows me would figure that.



Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping

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