jasonRose 0 #1 October 6, 2005 Now I really don't want input from the guys because I know we all will lie. So girls if you can have any make or model of a penis what would be ideal?? Real or fake your choice.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 October 6, 2005 QuoteReal or fake your choice Why do we have to limit ourselves to either or... why not both?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #3 October 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteReal or fake your choice Why do we have to limit ourselves to either or... why not both? Ok both!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #4 October 6, 2005 who's dick? Heard a lot about himhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #5 October 6, 2005 I'd lie about mine....but there is not enough of it to lie about <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 October 6, 2005 That RICHARD to you, sir! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #7 October 6, 2005 You do know that this thread will never run it's true course and everyone will try and derail it as soon as possible, right? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 October 7, 2005 The Penis Song - Monty Python GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN. Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong. It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger, To the world's biggest prick. So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake. Your piece-of-pork, Your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock. But don't take it out in public Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't ....come..... back! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #9 October 7, 2005 Well, I heard dicks come in 3 sizes. small, medium, and OMG. I prefer to keep things tight and have fun! Medium.keep it real and keep it tight and keep all pieces to the game clean! I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeyb 0 #10 October 7, 2005 I have a 6 inch girth, what now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malta_Dog 0 #11 October 7, 2005 I've heard that there are in fact 4 sizes: ROFLMAO, small, medium and OMG. All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dragon2 0 #12 October 7, 2005 QuoteI've heard that there are in fact 4 sizes: ROFLMAO, small, medium and OMG. I'll take the OMG please, but only if you've RTFM too ciel bleu, Saskia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 October 7, 2005 Sorry................I think I am in the medium "slot limit." "who are you going to please with that?" "Me!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1888 0 #14 October 7, 2005 He's the guy thats always got gum on him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #15 October 7, 2005 People who point and laugh,that is just mean! Just because that thing is at minimal, doesn't make them want it any less! I've heard about girls doing that to guys, but I am not one of them! I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #16 October 7, 2005 I'v always heard that its the gerth not the length that drives women crazy.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #17 October 7, 2005 I heard it was jump numbers that made the diff. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 October 7, 2005 QuoteI heard it was jump numbers that made the diff. Call me when you get 1000, then. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #19 October 7, 2005 QuoteI heard it was jump numbers that made the diff. Nah, it's the weed eater!!! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
