StephZ 0 #1 October 16, 2005 "Stephanie, I'm gonna get a blanket made of your face so I can sleep with it." We had far too much coffee today Anyone else have some good ones? I am not afraid . . . I was born to do this -Joan of Arc- But what do I know, I'm only 19 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #2 October 16, 2005 QuoteStephanie, I'm gonna get a blanket made of your face so I can sleep with it i think this personis psyco... think silence of the lambs......... as for me, i duno...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StephZ 0 #3 October 16, 2005 Quotei think this personis psyco... think silence of the lambs......... It was a chick, and we've worked together for a few years, so it's all love I am not afraid . . . I was born to do this -Joan of Arc- But what do I know, I'm only 19 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 October 16, 2005 You must have a cuddly face, Steph.Boss: You're going jumping AGAIN ? Me : Of course, it's a beautiful day to skydive.Maybe she was thinking: why would I go jumping just 4 days after getting back from the Byron boogie ? I laughed all the way to the dz. Bwhahahahahah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #5 October 16, 2005 that sounds like something I would say, then promptly get fired for <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 October 16, 2005 Quotethink silence of the lambs......... That is Texas Chainsaw Massacre you are thinking of........and it was a lamp shade I think. My funniest "Those pills were great. I just fell down the stairs." This WAS after work by the way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 October 16, 2005 "because they're all a bunch of illiterate redneck hicks" When I asked Matt Wlezien why they call him fletch. he was normally a quite kinda guy. it's pronouced VLes-zhun with soft "j" sound or when I asked Griff why he's so quite it at work. "b/c they're all a bunch of assholes" another guy who never siad three words in a row. he was a pretty funny motha fuca. could make me luagh with 2 words or less usuallyMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skytash 0 #8 October 16, 2005 "you don't say very much, but when you do, it's worth listening to." those of you who know me, will find this as funny as i did, those that don't - they didn't give me the 'little Miss Chatterbox' t-shirt for no reason! tashDon't ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is a special occasion. Avril Sloe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tso-d_chris 0 #9 October 16, 2005 Quotethere: relates to position - The car is over there. their: relates to ownership - That is their car. they're: contraction of they and are - They're in the car. That should be sticky! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #11 October 16, 2005 "Rosa, would you like to be my dance partner, tonight?" It was during a nice lunch with a co-worker and in reference to a salsa dance lesson, that our company began to have on Thursday nights in the cafeteria after work. I think that at that point, it hit me that our lunch "date" was actually a date. Geez...I'm so naive. It had seemed so innocent! I'm sure that I had a deer in the headlights look on my face, when I turned HER down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #12 October 16, 2005 lmao Things like that happen to me a lot too Rosa, I never think anyone likes me for more than a friend then Woh! Surprise!! Call me clueless!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #13 October 16, 2005 In mock anger, a co-worker opened a package of "Grandma's Cookies", hurled them across his desk, and said, "This situation is making me toss my cookies!" mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #14 October 16, 2005 Another English teacher said to a student about me within my earshot, "Don't let her fool you, she looks nice but she is just as tough or tougher than me!!" "She's evil!!" I think he was just meaning I am a challenging teacher. I hope... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #15 October 17, 2005 nah that's just the teacher putting in some good word for you. It would have been worse if they said you were a push off I get MrS is mean and angry all thge time from kids and staff, but all MY students think I'm pretty cool (in a dorky teacher kinda way)You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #16 October 17, 2005 It didn't get told to my face... but I was told by someone that this co-worker of mine thought I was "A little Prick... know it all..." The person that was confided in about me... told me that he was taken aback about it... because I'm neither of these things... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #17 October 17, 2005 I told my boss sad had nut on her face. She was eating nuts and had some on her face. I wasn't even trying to be sexual, I just said it. We both busted out laughing on that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
