My good mates new rig

[bigway 4]

One of the guys i have grown up with and also took up skydiving with bought a complete custom made rig off me a shit load of money.

I have just been told it is ready. Anyway, we have not seen each other until recently for like 6 years, then he buys a rig off me, then i move house. He does not know where i live at the moment and i have to send him his new rig.

For a bit of a laugh, i am going to send him this as his new rig and see how long it takes him to hunt me down It's going to be a fun month!!

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[matthewcline 0]

You got a good pair of running shoes and Kevlar Body Armor handy?

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So, start being safe, first!!!

[bigway 4]

I am wondering what i should fill it with.
I am thinking maybe i should blow up some pictures of his new rig and paste them to the bag.

I will send it to him via fed-ex in a weighted box and lots of strapping tape so that it is a real mission to open. if you have ever got a rig before when you see that box you instantly get excited and then as you have a hell of a time trying to get paste the tape with your fingers in a rush to open it the excitment builds to a undescribable peak.
Then he finally opens it and his brain will have such an anti-climax that it will be a similar feeling to shock and will take a few seconds of confusion to figure out that in fact it is not only just the colour that is wrong but it is not even a rig, i am sure in the midst of all this, his brain will even tell him to open the bag to check is the canopies are in there before his brain will actually believe and be satisfied that it really is not his rig at all.

Fuck i have such a clear image of the motions he will be going through.

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[piisfish 135]

you need to have a camera inside with an automatic "record"

hope he doesn't read the forums

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[Chubba 0]

You're evil bigway
After it's all over it will be funny, but his initial reaction will be horrific

[Broke 0]

glitter lots and lots of glitter

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[novacaine 0]

Pack it with styrofoam and a note. The note should say something like 10% off FUTURE purchases from you!

That should get him thinking!

[base_nz 0]

I would HUNT you down

Now tell everyone about the pics of my rig your getting that im going to have to buy if i want to see them....

With mates like these.....

.....And you thought Kiwis couldn't fly!!!!

[bigway 4]

Funny you say that cause my new house is actually in the suburb of 'hunters hill'.

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[base_nz 0]

Takin notes cuz.... Takin notes....

.....And you thought Kiwis couldn't fly!!!!

[bigway 4]

There is a sign outside my house. It is a sqaure chequered blue and white plastic thing that lights up. Just go to the front door and tell them your who you are and i am sure they will look after you until i arrive. Just wait there for me, they might even give you a bed for the night.

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[Squeak 17]

Bro you should have stayed in Bondi, you would blend in with all the other Kiwis and they'd nevber find you.
You'll stand out in Hunters Hill

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[Erroll 49]

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Bro you should have stayed in Bondi, you would blend in with all the other Kiwis and they'd nevber find you.
You'll stand out in Hunters Hill

Won't he look out of place in Bondi with a parachute instead of a surfboard?

[mr2mk1g 10]

I like it. For filling... hell I'd just have to rig up a crappy attempt at a parachute out of a sheet and some string...