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Whuffo questions -which do you get asked FIRST when someone discovers you jump?

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"Why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?"

If I had a dollar for everytime that was asked of me, I could have my own DZ! :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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same here. had a women at work say (after the whuffo question) ohh my gosh now i can go home to my husband to tell him i met a real skydiver ...

gosh thanks :$




are there a lot of fake skydivers??? should USPA know about this? ;)

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I've heard them all!



of course, we all have..... but which one do you hear usually hear first?



I've heard them all too, but my first post in this thread is the one I usually hear first... Oops, did I say "hear"? :S :| :D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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same here. had a women at work say (after the whuffo question) ohh my gosh now i can go home to my husband to tell him i met a real skydiver ...

gosh thanks :$




are there a lot of fake skydivers??? should USPA know about this? ;)



You'd be surprised how many guys I've busted trying to pose... :D

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I've heard them all!



of course, we all have..... but which one do you hear usually hear first?



Honestly, it just depends. Probably where more often than why, with are you nuts a close second. It just depends on who I'm talking to.

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A lot of people say "you're doing that with two small children?" and I respond "No, they don't jump with me."

And my response to the question "Why are you doing that?" is "you will never know that unless and until you do it yourself." They usually have no response to that.
Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

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My top 3 are:

1. So you jump out of perfectly good airplanes for fun?
2. What happens if your chute doesn't open?
3. Is it safe/how many people die/how fast do you go?

THEN, i get the "you're f*cking crazy" reply or stare.
Puttin' some stank on it.

----Hellfish #707----

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"Why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?"

If I had a dollar for everytime that was asked of me, I could have my own DZ! :D



I havent' been jumping that long but that is the one I get.

I usually respond because the door was open and I have a perfectly good parachute on, and if not well I got a backup..



***Glory Favors the Bold***

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I try not to tell anyone I jump but they ask about my pin neckless or see me looking at skydiving stuff.

If they make a stupied comment
I give them a nasty look up and down followed by a nasty comment then I walk away.
If they are really interested then I talk about it to another person.


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I've heard them all!



of course, we all have..... but which one do you hear usually hear first?



I've heard them all too, but my first post in this thread is the one I usually hear first... Oops, did I say "hear"? :S :| :D:D


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What if, your first chute doesn't open?
"I'd pull the reserve handle!"
What if that one doesn't open?
"Put my head between my knees and kiss my ass good-bye"!:P


Chuck

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Does it Hurt when you go back up after you open your chute?

When you open your chute, how high does it pull you back up?




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Ya never wanna open one in the house...you'll go straight through the ROOF!:ph34r:


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Bwa-hahahahahahahahaha ... love it!:D


Chuck

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