SudsyFist 0 #76 October 24, 2005 Game playing kinda sucks, doesn't it? Wouldn't it be grand if we could all just be upfront with each other? Chick: I'm just a single mom looking for someone to pay for my son's college education. Dude: I'm just looking to pump 'n dump right now; I don't even want to exchange phone numbers. Chick: Oh, well. Good luck, and have a nice day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #77 October 24, 2005 Quoteso I have been through trying to figure out if someone might possibly be interested OK.. I have really got to get started on Marketing my idea for the "Interested" Lights. The idea is we all wear these small Traffic Lights around our necks. When Talking to someone, They can just switch to the appropriate light. Red for Leave me alone, Yellow for Keep talking but you aint gettin anywhere. Green for Yep, Im Interested. This would help save so much confusion and simplify everyones life. My other idea is for the "Kiss Me Bats". Men in general dont always pick up on signal that females think are somehow unmistakable. To solve this dilemma, I suggest all women carry around a Small Bat with Kiss me printed ion it. When a Guy is Oblivious to the signal you are trying to convey to him... Simply whip out the Bat, Smack him upside the head to get his attention and show him what it says. This usually will get the point across. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #78 October 24, 2005 QuoteGame playing kinda sucks, doesn't it? Wouldn't it be grand if we could all just be upfront with each other? Chick: I'm just a single mom looking for someone to pay for my son's college education. Dude: I'm just looking to pump 'n dump right now; I don't even want to exchange phone numbers. Chick: Oh, well. Good luck, and have a nice day! That would be MUCH easier!!! J- I think the hitting the guy upside the head with a bat would work wonders!! *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #79 October 24, 2005 Men? Clueless? I would have NEVER guessed. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #80 October 24, 2005 QuoteMy other idea is for the "Kiss Me Bats". Men in general dont always pick up on signal that females think are somehow unmistakable. To solve this dilemma, I suggest all women carry around a Small Bat with Kiss me printed ion it. When a Guy is Oblivious to the signal you are trying to convey to him... Simply whip out the Bat, Smack him upside the head to get his attention and show him what it says. This usually will get the point across. We could also just kiss them ourselves. Problem solved. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #81 October 24, 2005 QuoteWe could also just kiss them ourselves. Problem solved. I like your style. Uncertainty about whether the dude wants a blowjob should be resolved in much the same fashion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #82 October 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteWe could also just kiss them ourselves. Problem solved. I like your style. Uncertainty about whether the dude wants a blowjob should be resolved in much the same fashion. That's generally a bit more obvious. But thanks for the tip. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #83 October 24, 2005 QuoteI like your style. Uncertainty about whether the dude wants a blowjob should be resolved in much the same fashion.I want a blow job Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #84 October 24, 2005 Quote Okay...so I have been through trying to figure out if someone might possibly be interested, and everything that you mentioned above. But seriously, I am kinda tired of it. I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have the same attraction to me that I do for them. Not only does that desire make the sex that much better, but relationships can't be one sided like that or they are doomed for failure. Just because one is clueless dosen't mean he wants you less, he just dosen't know he wants you. One he does you got it.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #85 October 24, 2005 Quote I like your style. Uncertainty about whether the dude wants a blowjob should be resolved in much the same fashion. What has two thumbs and likes Blowjobs? ME! Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ajmclean 0 #86 October 24, 2005 There is usually a communication problem when the pace of sexual activity diminishes. It could also be that she's got something on her mind that has all of her focus and attention. Talk to her and ask her what's on her mind- NOT why don't you want to have sex. If she opens up, she'll probably tell you what's up- a situation at work, she doesn't feel attractive lately, etc. She might not be sexually satisifed and doesn't know how to tell you. Take it slow and easy with her. It'll come to pass- if not maybe you and her aren't compatible and it's time to move on.Mack The Knife "IT IS SAID THAT THE WARRIOR'S IS THE TWOFOLD WAY OF PEN AND SWORD, AND HE SHOULD HAVE A TASTE FOR BOTH WAYS." MIYAMOTO MUSASHI, A BOOK OF FIVE RINGS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #87 October 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteI like your style. Uncertainty about whether the dude wants a blowjob should be resolved in much the same fashion.I want a blow job That'll cost you a chicken. Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #88 October 24, 2005 Quote...How do I get a guy? A nice guy that is good looking, loves me more than life itself, skydives lots, can teach me a thing or two, can cook, has his own car, has a job, is taller than 1.7m, is clever, humorous, oh and did i say loves me more than his mother?? c'mon guys there have to be some tips! Tip #1: Talk to me, girl. I know I'm late in getting in on this but hey, I qualify on at least 3 out of 11 requirements...that's probably more than most single, heterosexual guys can say! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #89 October 24, 2005 QuoteI want a blow job See this Post for instructions.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #90 October 24, 2005 QuoteJust because one is clueless dosen't mean he wants you less, he just dosen't know he wants you. One he does you got it. If anyone, guy or girl, is so clueless that they don't know that they want you... what do you think a relationship with them is going to be like? Skip. Next. Move on. Dot org. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #91 October 24, 2005 QuoteThat'll cost you a chicken. Do I get a waffle after? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #92 October 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteThat'll cost you a chicken. Do I get a waffle after? Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #93 October 24, 2005 just gotta get out of the door the rest is easyDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #94 October 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteThat'll cost you a chicken. Do I get a waffle after? No way... you eat Chicken & Waffles, too? *swooooooooooooon* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #95 October 24, 2005 QuoteNo way... you eat Chicken & Waffles, too? *swooooooooooooon*You have to check out the House of Chicken and Waffles in Oakland... I'll take you there next time you are up this way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SudsyFist 0 #96 October 24, 2005 QuoteYou have to check out the House of Chicken and Waffles in Oakland... I'll take you there next time you are up this way And likewise, next time you're in San Diego, I'm taking you to Hash House A Go-Go. Their menu is absolutely divine, and the atmosphere is just too damn cool. Heck, if you're ever in LA, I'll drive up solely to take you to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Soul food rules. I'll extend the invite to any other dorks on here, as well. Lemme know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #97 October 24, 2005 QuoteI'll extend the invite to any other dorks on here, as well. Lemme know!Hey who are you calling a dork? Might be checking out Mary Macs Tea Room in Atlanta next weekend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumper03 0 #98 October 24, 2005 okay...seriously....wtf is it with chicken and waffles??????? Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GiaKrembs 0 #99 October 24, 2005 QuoteHeck, if you're ever in LA, I'll drive up solely to take you to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Soul food rules. As The Rack (tm) V.2.0 west coast manager make that three for dinner. g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #100 October 24, 2005 QuoteMight be checking out Mary Macs Tea Room in Atlanta next weekend. I ate there last week. I work just down the road from there. I live in the area too. Maybe you can stop by. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 4 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
SudsyFist 0 #96 October 24, 2005 QuoteYou have to check out the House of Chicken and Waffles in Oakland... I'll take you there next time you are up this way And likewise, next time you're in San Diego, I'm taking you to Hash House A Go-Go. Their menu is absolutely divine, and the atmosphere is just too damn cool. Heck, if you're ever in LA, I'll drive up solely to take you to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Soul food rules. I'll extend the invite to any other dorks on here, as well. Lemme know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #97 October 24, 2005 QuoteI'll extend the invite to any other dorks on here, as well. Lemme know!Hey who are you calling a dork? Might be checking out Mary Macs Tea Room in Atlanta next weekend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #98 October 24, 2005 okay...seriously....wtf is it with chicken and waffles??????? Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #99 October 24, 2005 QuoteHeck, if you're ever in LA, I'll drive up solely to take you to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Soul food rules. As The Rack (tm) V.2.0 west coast manager make that three for dinner. g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #100 October 24, 2005 QuoteMight be checking out Mary Macs Tea Room in Atlanta next weekend. I ate there last week. I work just down the road from there. I live in the area too. Maybe you can stop by. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
