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Rantoul Muff Jump Parachutist Centerfold!!

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Congratulations Assholes HappyThoughts and BrotherMuff65, Bill and Johnny!;)

The photo Bill recently posted, taken by Lewmonst of a Rantoul 2005 muff jump with inflatable gator is this month's parachutist centerfold.

Any other dz.com assholes in that picture?
YAHOO MUFF MUFF MUFF, You guys are NUMBER ONE with me!

Even if you get as good as Bill and Johnny, You'll still.....!!!!:P

"The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton

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That would be me geekin the camera in the blue muffs and blue jumpsuit!

Tink1717 is the one in red.


YAHOOO!!!! I MADE CENTERFOLD!!!!!

MUFF MUFF MUFF!!!

Hey asshole!

:D:D:D:D:D:D



That will be beer.

Good beer only need be applied.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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That will be beer.



And why would that be beer?

It wasn't my :D time being in a skydiving mag. I was in the Australian version of Parachutist a few months back :P



Ah, but the word first does not apply in this case; as you see in the Beer Rules as subscribed to by the No Cheap Beer Foundation, this particular offense has no limitations.

Of course, you do not have to abide by this ruling, as described in this quote from the rules:
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For the price of an additional six-pack, a sniveling skydiver may enlist the services of an S & TA to represent him or her in a hearing where the committee will rule against that skydiver a second time.

;)

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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Did you see the pic of Max on page 55 doing his 7000th jump ? Seven-fricking-thousand.

For those of you who don't know Max, he is almost a historical figure. At one point or another, he has had bunches of skydiving records (but I understand he is trading them in on CDs ;) ).

His car is a 1970 Volkswagen bug (the original type).
So, his car is older than most of you. :D

He does a PLF on almost every jump.
"How are the winds today ?"
"Max stood it up."
"Whoa. I'm grounded."
:D

He is in his 70's (I believe) and still playing.
Gotta love that.
B|

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Did you see the pic of Max on page 55 doing his 7000th jump ?


whoa, I missed that!
I took him out trying to slide slide over to him last weekend!:S

I would think he's more in his 80's...and he packs his own parachute, and in 90degree+ weather! What a guy!

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"How are the winds today ?"
"Max stood it up."
"Whoa. I'm grounded."



no kiddin'......

mp

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