swedishcelt 0 #1 November 4, 2005 I want to kick something. And no I haven't had my coffee yet. Someone say something to put me in a better mood. Please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #2 November 4, 2005 Lost Dr. Seuss Poem I love my job I love my job I love the pay! I love it more and more each day. I love my boss, he is the best! I love his boss and all the rest. I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation. I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day! I think my job is really swell, there's nothing else I love so well. I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers. I love my computer and its software; I hug it often though it won't care. I love each program and every file. I'd love them more if they worked a while. I'm happy to e here. I am. I am I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am. I love this work, I love these chores. I love the meetings with deadly bores. I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men. Those friendly men who've come today, In clean white coats to take me away!!! --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #3 November 4, 2005 Just remember, it takes 37 facial muscles to frown and 25 muscles to smile. But it only takes 13 to raise the middle finger and tell the rest of the world to F#*k off! Have a great friday! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 November 4, 2005 QuoteBut it only takes 13 to raise the middle finger and tell the rest of the world to F#*k off! And probably about the same to press the trigger on my M-4. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #5 November 4, 2005 Sadness or feelnig down will always get better eventually - if youre feeling right at the bottom, then the only way is up!!!! Itll get better Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #6 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteBut it only takes 13 to raise the middle finger and tell the rest of the world to F#*k off! And probably about the same to press the trigger on my M-4. Now that's gotta make ya feel good! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 November 4, 2005 Well come chat with me when you get home from work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #8 November 4, 2005 QuoteNow that's gotta make ya feel good! There's a lot of stress relief in blowing through an entire 100 round Beta mag in one long full auto burst. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #9 November 4, 2005 QuoteSomeone say something to put me in a better mood lets see what can I say to put you in a good mood.... oh I know I know..... go get some coffee, put the oci and baby on your lap and laugh at how annoying most of us on dz.com are sometimesSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites woodpecker 0 #10 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteBut it only takes 13 to raise the middle finger and tell the rest of the world to F#*k off! And probably about the same to press the trigger on my M-4. Roger that! Ah, the good ole days.SONIC WOODY #146 There is a fine line between cockiness and confidence -- which side of the line are you on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites woodpecker 0 #11 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteBut it only takes 13 to raise the middle finger and tell the rest of the world to F#*k off! And probably about the same to press the trigger on my M-4. Roger that!SONIC WOODY #146 There is a fine line between cockiness and confidence -- which side of the line are you on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FallingAngel 0 #12 November 4, 2005 Today's Friday Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #13 November 4, 2005 ooh send the kiddies to the office again! that should be fun! Oooh, or tell that joke about you thinking Im a saint! LOL! Ill refrain from mentioning its Friday, cuz the days all seem to run together at times here! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #14 November 4, 2005 Quote Just remember, it takes 37 facial muscles to frown and 25 muscles to smile. But it only takes 13 to raise the middle finger and tell the rest of the world to F#*k off! Have a great friday! I like the way you think Peej! Cheer up girl! Just think happy tunnel thoughts. Picture yourself flying with Barbie and giving her a kiss pass. There is no way you could take yourself or anyone else seriously if they are kissing a Barbie doll in the tunnel Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites namgrunt 0 #15 November 4, 2005 HAY CLAY lisamarie is a big girl I know I saw the ribbon and she did NOT flash meeee are M-4 TOY GUNS???? ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #16 November 4, 2005 I got my Penis caught in my zipper this morning. It hurt real bad. Did that help?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #17 November 4, 2005 QuoteI got my Penis caught in my zipper this morning. It hurt real bad. Did that help?? Noooo! keep that shit to yourself man! Geeze!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #18 November 4, 2005 Finally flying with Barbie or at all somehow would totally cheer me up!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #19 November 4, 2005 Go to skydiving movies and check out the Tunnel For The Cause Videos they rock. Sure to bring a smile to your face, we're all grinning from ear to ear!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #20 November 4, 2005 QuoteI want to kick something. And no I haven't had my coffee yet. Someone say something to put me in a better mood. Please. Right there with you. That help? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites teamjenn1 0 #21 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteI want to kick something. And no I haven't had my coffee yet. Someone say something to put me in a better mood. Please. Right there with you. That help? Me Three... Feeling better now?*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #22 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI want to kick something. And no I haven't had my coffee yet. Someone say something to put me in a better mood. Please. Right there with you. That help? Me Three... Feeling better now? Me Fooouuuur Everyone is already jumping in Palatka *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #23 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI want to kick something. And no I haven't had my coffee yet. Someone say something to put me in a better mood. Please. Right there with you. That help? Me Three... Feeling better now? Me Fooouuuur Everyone is already jumping in Palatka Im not jumping on Palatka! I should be in a foul mood though. But I refuse. I got drunk last night, I saw pics of hot skychickies, I slept well, and Im not that hungover today. Ill be jumping again soon...Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #24 November 4, 2005 ST. JOHN'S WORTMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #25 November 4, 2005 That stuff is bad for women. It negate BC. DON'T do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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freeflir29 0 #8 November 4, 2005 QuoteNow that's gotta make ya feel good! There's a lot of stress relief in blowing through an entire 100 round Beta mag in one long full auto burst. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 November 4, 2005 QuoteSomeone say something to put me in a better mood lets see what can I say to put you in a good mood.... oh I know I know..... go get some coffee, put the oci and baby on your lap and laugh at how annoying most of us on dz.com are sometimesSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woodpecker 0 #10 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteBut it only takes 13 to raise the middle finger and tell the rest of the world to F#*k off! And probably about the same to press the trigger on my M-4. Roger that! Ah, the good ole days.SONIC WOODY #146 There is a fine line between cockiness and confidence -- which side of the line are you on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woodpecker 0 #11 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteBut it only takes 13 to raise the middle finger and tell the rest of the world to F#*k off! And probably about the same to press the trigger on my M-4. Roger that!SONIC WOODY #146 There is a fine line between cockiness and confidence -- which side of the line are you on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingAngel 0 #12 November 4, 2005 Today's Friday Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #13 November 4, 2005 ooh send the kiddies to the office again! that should be fun! Oooh, or tell that joke about you thinking Im a saint! LOL! Ill refrain from mentioning its Friday, cuz the days all seem to run together at times here! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #14 November 4, 2005 Quote Just remember, it takes 37 facial muscles to frown and 25 muscles to smile. But it only takes 13 to raise the middle finger and tell the rest of the world to F#*k off! Have a great friday! I like the way you think Peej! Cheer up girl! Just think happy tunnel thoughts. Picture yourself flying with Barbie and giving her a kiss pass. There is no way you could take yourself or anyone else seriously if they are kissing a Barbie doll in the tunnel Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites namgrunt 0 #15 November 4, 2005 HAY CLAY lisamarie is a big girl I know I saw the ribbon and she did NOT flash meeee are M-4 TOY GUNS???? ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #16 November 4, 2005 I got my Penis caught in my zipper this morning. It hurt real bad. Did that help?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #17 November 4, 2005 QuoteI got my Penis caught in my zipper this morning. It hurt real bad. Did that help?? Noooo! keep that shit to yourself man! Geeze!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #18 November 4, 2005 Finally flying with Barbie or at all somehow would totally cheer me up!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #19 November 4, 2005 Go to skydiving movies and check out the Tunnel For The Cause Videos they rock. Sure to bring a smile to your face, we're all grinning from ear to ear!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #20 November 4, 2005 QuoteI want to kick something. And no I haven't had my coffee yet. Someone say something to put me in a better mood. Please. Right there with you. That help? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites teamjenn1 0 #21 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteI want to kick something. And no I haven't had my coffee yet. Someone say something to put me in a better mood. Please. Right there with you. That help? Me Three... Feeling better now?*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #22 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI want to kick something. And no I haven't had my coffee yet. Someone say something to put me in a better mood. Please. Right there with you. That help? Me Three... Feeling better now? Me Fooouuuur Everyone is already jumping in Palatka *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #23 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI want to kick something. And no I haven't had my coffee yet. Someone say something to put me in a better mood. Please. Right there with you. That help? Me Three... Feeling better now? Me Fooouuuur Everyone is already jumping in Palatka Im not jumping on Palatka! I should be in a foul mood though. But I refuse. I got drunk last night, I saw pics of hot skychickies, I slept well, and Im not that hungover today. Ill be jumping again soon...Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #24 November 4, 2005 ST. JOHN'S WORTMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #25 November 4, 2005 That stuff is bad for women. It negate BC. DON'T do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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yardhippie 0 #13 November 4, 2005 ooh send the kiddies to the office again! that should be fun! Oooh, or tell that joke about you thinking Im a saint! LOL! Ill refrain from mentioning its Friday, cuz the days all seem to run together at times here! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #14 November 4, 2005 Quote Just remember, it takes 37 facial muscles to frown and 25 muscles to smile. But it only takes 13 to raise the middle finger and tell the rest of the world to F#*k off! Have a great friday! I like the way you think Peej! Cheer up girl! Just think happy tunnel thoughts. Picture yourself flying with Barbie and giving her a kiss pass. There is no way you could take yourself or anyone else seriously if they are kissing a Barbie doll in the tunnel Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #15 November 4, 2005 HAY CLAY lisamarie is a big girl I know I saw the ribbon and she did NOT flash meeee are M-4 TOY GUNS???? ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #16 November 4, 2005 I got my Penis caught in my zipper this morning. It hurt real bad. Did that help?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 November 4, 2005 QuoteI got my Penis caught in my zipper this morning. It hurt real bad. Did that help?? Noooo! keep that shit to yourself man! Geeze!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #18 November 4, 2005 Finally flying with Barbie or at all somehow would totally cheer me up!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #19 November 4, 2005 Go to skydiving movies and check out the Tunnel For The Cause Videos they rock. Sure to bring a smile to your face, we're all grinning from ear to ear!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #20 November 4, 2005 QuoteI want to kick something. And no I haven't had my coffee yet. Someone say something to put me in a better mood. Please. Right there with you. That help? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #21 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteI want to kick something. And no I haven't had my coffee yet. Someone say something to put me in a better mood. Please. Right there with you. That help? Me Three... Feeling better now?*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #22 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI want to kick something. And no I haven't had my coffee yet. Someone say something to put me in a better mood. Please. Right there with you. That help? Me Three... Feeling better now? Me Fooouuuur Everyone is already jumping in Palatka *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #23 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI want to kick something. And no I haven't had my coffee yet. Someone say something to put me in a better mood. Please. Right there with you. That help? Me Three... Feeling better now? Me Fooouuuur Everyone is already jumping in Palatka Im not jumping on Palatka! I should be in a foul mood though. But I refuse. I got drunk last night, I saw pics of hot skychickies, I slept well, and Im not that hungover today. Ill be jumping again soon...Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #24 November 4, 2005 ST. JOHN'S WORTMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #25 November 4, 2005 That stuff is bad for women. It negate BC. DON'T do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
