Ashtanga 0 #76 November 9, 2005 QuoteWhy your Penis is Depressed 1- Always being stuffed into dark, dirty places 2- Closest neighboor is an asshole 3- Owner always beats him That still makes me laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #77 November 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhy your Penis is Depressed 1- Always being stuffed into dark, dirty places 2- Closest neighboor is an asshole 3- Owner always beats him That still makes me laugh. have to add 4- closest friends are nuts 5- owner gets drunk and abusiveMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #78 November 9, 2005 QuoteYou are digging deep. Don't you love your penis? Don't all men love their penises? I thought that was a given. Im quite attached (pun intended), to my penis. Its just a natural thing.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #79 November 9, 2005 GEEZ, Nathan. You're starting to make me feel fuckin' old. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #80 November 9, 2005 QuoteIm quite attached (pun intended), to my penis. Its just a natural thing. YOu didn't get one of those detachable ones? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #81 November 9, 2005 QuoteGEEZ, Nathan. You're starting to make me feel fuckin' old. We are old, Sudsy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #82 November 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteIm quite attached (pun intended), to my penis. Its just a natural thing. YOu didn't get one of those detachable ones? damn you! now Ill have to find that song. I just dont think a detachable penise would be as much fun.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #83 November 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteIm quite attached (pun intended), to my penis. Its just a natural thing. YOu didn't get one of those detachable ones? I had this really cool dream once... I was still livin in phx w/ my folks and I was walkin over a bridge that covered a dry revine (sp?) full of river rock. down below I saw a detachable vagina. So, I lept over the side of the bridge, detached my beloved po-po, screwed on meat sleeve and tried it on for a few. It was a nice experience, pleasant, warm, then after about 5 minutes, I took it off, put the balogna back on and continued on my way.... a nice little dream, probably full of all sorts of weird pathologies that I'm not yet aware of... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squink 0 #84 November 9, 2005 Dirty??? ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #85 November 9, 2005 Quotea nice little dream, probably full of all sorts of weird pathologies that I'm not yet aware of... FUCK, dude, I thought I was fucked up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #86 November 9, 2005 OMG! What a day to pop back in to this website! All hail the Penis! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #87 November 9, 2005 DOVE! Where have you been? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #88 November 9, 2005 QuoteOMG! What a day to pop back in to this website! All hail the Penis! Oh, my heart... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #89 November 9, 2005 QuoteOh, my heart... I brought her out of hiding with this thread. You owe me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #90 November 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh, my heart... I brought her out of hiding with this thread. You owe me. Totally. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #91 November 9, 2005 What about ME? What do I get? (Remember to stick with the theme of this thread!) Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #92 November 9, 2005 QuoteWhat about ME? What do I get? (Remember to stick with the theme of this thread!) Lass, since last we spoke, I've fallen from my celibate grace... Need a hint? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #93 November 9, 2005 QuoteWhat about ME? What do I get? (Remember to stick with the theme of this thread! I'll smack you up, flip you and rub you down. Oh no! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #94 November 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat about ME? What do I get? (Remember to stick with the theme of this thread! I'll smack you up, flip you and rub you down. Oh no! I'll hit it and split it and lick it and quit it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #95 November 9, 2005 All I want to do is a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom. Dove, just shake your rump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #96 November 9, 2005 So we walked her to her house, as she opened up the door It was heart-shaped bed in the middle of the floor She pushed me on the bed and this you can bet In between her legs was real, real wet So I grabbed her by her thighs and I moved up truly She jumped off the bed and said, “Don’t touch my booty” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #97 November 9, 2005 QuoteDirty??? 'tis I! ... how are people responding to such an old post of mine?? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #98 November 9, 2005 DOVE!! Dove I missed you. Prolly don't even remember me . lol where have you been? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #99 November 9, 2005 We are being teased. And I'm loving every minute of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #100 November 9, 2005 QuoteWe are being teased. And I'm loving every minute of it. Ummm hmmmm.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
