ernokaikkonen 0 #26 December 1, 2005 Yeah, and temporarily online for a few days. So, where's the dead puppy thread? Couldn't find it with the search. See, artistcalledian almost convinced me that he's badder than you. Dead puppies might fix it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #27 December 1, 2005 It was a few weeks ago. Some chick started whining about her dead puppy, friend for life and all that bullshit. I responded that I love dogs. I really do, just could not eat one all on my own in one sittingjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #28 December 1, 2005 Maybe just a poodle? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #29 December 1, 2005 QuoteObviusly sice he is a newbe he has no idea that there is no more self centered, auto-elitist, heartless, absolutly insensitive and pig skinned motherfucker that I! Trust me, he knows very well who you are. And, of course, so do I. You're none of the above. Quit trying to act like a big tough guy, you're really just like a fuzzy bunny. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #30 December 1, 2005 We had him banned?? I gotta learn that trick!! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #31 December 1, 2005 well that settles it, then doesn't it. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #32 December 1, 2005 Quote You guys suck reptile balls! I think I should point out here that reptiles do not have balls. A reptile's testes are internal organs, and not ball-shaped at all. And since they are inside the animal, they cannot be sucked. This has been a public service announcement. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #33 December 1, 2005 QuoteQuote You guys suck reptile balls! I think I should point out here that reptiles do not have balls. A reptile's testes are internal organs, and not ball-shaped at all. And since they are inside the animal, they cannot be sucked. This has been a public service announcement. You sir are to logical. You can cut them open rip out the reproductive organs and make them into the shape of a ball. Kind of like making mellon balls. Only draw back would be the clean up. It's a bit more intensive, but doable. That is if you're into that type of thing. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #34 December 1, 2005 Speaking of Reptile Balls, here's a recipe drunkmonkey provided for us once: ROAST CAT WITH ORANGE SAUCE 1 (4-5 lb.) Cat 1 orange, sliced into quarters Salt, pepper & poultry seasoning Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Wash Cat in cold water and remove excess fat. Season the inside cavity and the outside of Cat with salt, pepper and poultry seasoning. Place orange quarters inside Cat and place in a shallow roasting pan. Cook in hot oven for 30 minutes, then remove Cat from oven and prick breast with heavy tine kitchen fork to drain grease. Turn oven down to 300 degrees and return Cat to oven for 1 hour or 1 hour and 15 minutes until tender. ORANGE SAUCE: 1/2 c. sugar 1 tbsp. wine vinegar Juice of 2 oranges 1 bay leaf 1/2 tsp. thyme leaves Salt & pepper to taste 1/2 c. Grand Marnier Grated rind of 1 orange 1. In a heavy saucepan, combine sugar and wine vinegar. Cook the mixture over a medium flame until sugar melts and begins to caramelize. 2. Add the juice of 2 oranges, Grand Marnier and grated orange rind. Stir well and cook for five minutes. 3. Add 1/4 cup orange peel cut into julienne strips, cooked in a little water for five minutes and drained. 4. Correct the seasonings and pour over the Cat on a serving platter. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #35 December 1, 2005 Yeah, no one has a sense of humor anymore.....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #36 December 2, 2005 QuoteQuit trying to act like a big tough guy, you're really just like a fuzzy bunny. yeah jraf, i might just post some baby shower pictures.....he was cuddling all the baby clothes! by the way, a few days ago i came across a lizard the size of my leg, going after some papayas fallen off the tree in front of my room in the rain forest. needless to say, i did not try to check out his reptile balls!!! marc -- now in barra de tijuca, rio, brasil "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #37 December 2, 2005 QuoteWhat the fuck has this world come to? You bunch of rubber nipple sucking shiteaters had Artiscalledian banned? Ba-Geeezusss people, you have no idea what stirring shit means do you? Hear hear www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #38 December 2, 2005 I dunno what happend to RL's post about reptiles not having balls. They do. They are just internal www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #39 December 2, 2005 I say post'em, Marc... His eyes got wet over the blanket Janine made didn't they?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #40 December 2, 2005 QuoteI dunno what happend to RL's post about reptiles not having balls. They do. They are just internal I didn't read the whole thread. Someone beat me to it. Repeats are not clever. Reptiles do have testicles. But internal testicles are not "balls," otherwise women's ovaries would be "balls" too. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #41 December 2, 2005 QuoteI dunno what happend to RL's post about reptiles not having balls. They do. They are just internal That was the gist of this particular issue - you can only lick reptile balls through their assholes!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #42 December 2, 2005 Quote Repeats are not clever. Reptiles do have testicles. But internal testicles are not "balls," otherwise women's ovaries would be "balls" too. rl So what do you mean about repeats? You saying people with a stammer are stoopid? Anyway some women do have balls. My mrs certainly had balls to marry me. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #43 December 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuit trying to act like a big tough guy, you're really just like a fuzzy bunny. yeah jraf, i might just post some baby shower pictures.....he was cuddling all the baby clothes! by the way, a few days ago i came across a lizard the size of my leg, going after some papayas fallen off the tree in front of my room in the rain forest. needless to say, i did not try to check out his reptile balls!!! marc -- now in barra de tijuca, rio, brasil Show the pics Marc I think Hans is just jealous that HE didn't get banned and is feeling a little left out (Hans, ya know I love ya) You two get your asses back to Zhills and let me love on that baby _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
