beezyshaw 0 #1 December 5, 2005 A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?" The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #2 December 5, 2005 Brilliant! Thanks for the laugh dude. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wontbcaged 0 #3 December 5, 2005 Thanks.....I needed that laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wontbcaged 0 #4 December 5, 2005 Sorry beezyshaw ....my first reply got sent to P..... by mistake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 December 5, 2005 Bwaaaaahahahaha!! If I could have saved all the stupid blonde jokes that I've seen, I'd have enough for a book... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
