boinky 0 #26 December 5, 2005 I guess being in the Army, you don't see much of this, huh? Would sort of give away your position, if you were trying to lay low! Thank you for the job that you do....and I'm glad that I was able to give you a little smile with my light display! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #27 December 5, 2005 Here's an idea for Texas Christmas lights. You know how scorpions glow under black light? Kill a bunch of scorpions then put them on a string like popcorn. Hang it over the window under a black light. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #28 December 5, 2005 QuoteWhat a great job! You really do have the spirit of the season. The Texas flag is a great touch! Love it! I just KNEW you'd like it! Is it the spirit of the season, or the spirit of the state? Whichever...thanks! Speaking of which...I wonder where Sunny is. I bought the giant snowman in her honor! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #29 December 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteWell technically, I only moved here a few months ago, but I just LOVE this state! The pride that Texans have about their state is just a wonderful thing to me. More states should try it! seriously, what other state makes chips and ice cubes in the shape of their state? well, maybe wyoming. I thought Wyoming *WAS* a huge ice cube?? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #30 December 5, 2005 QuoteI love the sequined Texas Star!!! Yeah...I love shinies!!! Wait'll you see the rest of my ornaments that I am making. The stars are just the beginning! Texas is either going to be REALLY proud that I moved here...or eager to get rid of me! Will post pics as I complete each type! Some folks might say I am having just a wee bit too much fun with this......Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wontbcaged 0 #31 December 5, 2005 If we could bottle up her energy and ability to be happy (most of the time) we could make a fortune. What a gal!!!! Creative should be her middle name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #32 December 5, 2005 Quoteseriously, what other state makes chips and ice cubes in the shape of their state? well, maybe wyoming. Never been to Wyoming....yet! But the state pride in Texas is awesome! What other state has a store in their mall with just items that reflect the state in some way? BTW...I've just GOT to stay out of that store! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #33 December 5, 2005 Nina, if yer gonna be stakin' claim to this here great state of ours honey, there's one thang you've got to learn: Y'all. It's how you know fer sure that you ain't in the North, and according to legend it means "You all", hence the apostrophe after the "Y" and before the "all." Just a li'l word of advice to a new neighbor. Have a nice day now, y'hear? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #34 December 5, 2005 QuoteHere's an idea for Texas Christmas lights. You know how scorpions glow under black light? Kill a bunch of scorpions then put them on a string like popcorn. Hang it over the window under a black light. WOW!!! That's a GREAT idea. Unfortunately, the scorpions must've seen that coming, as they've disappeared lately. Sure wish you had suggested it when I first moved here. I'll bet I could've had at least a 100 light strand by now! I guess it just gives me something to work at for NEXT year's decorations! Mike honey....can I hang scorpions around the house for decoration? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #35 December 5, 2005 QuoteI've had a tour of her place. FANTASTIC.... QuoteIf we could bottle up her energy and ability to be happy (most of the time) Hey, my honey said that even [U][I]I[/I][/U][/B] am allowed to have a down day every now and then! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #36 December 5, 2005 QuoteNina, if yer gonna be stakin' claim to this here great state of ours honey, there's one thang you've got to learn: Y'all. It's how you know fer sure that you ain't in the North, and according to legend it means "You all", hence the apostrophe after the "Y" and before the "all." Just a li'l word of advice to a new neighbor. Have a nice day now, y'hear? We tried to teach her that one here in Ga.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #37 December 5, 2005 QuoteNina, if yer gonna be stakin' claim to this here great state of ours honey, there's one thang you've got to learn: Y'all. It's how you know fer sure that you ain't in the North, and according to legend it means "You all", hence the apostrophe after the "Y" and before the "all." Okay...I'll try to work on this. Mike and Clint tried to teach me to say it proper "Texas" style in June...but I didn't have much success. But I'm trying, ya' know. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #38 December 5, 2005 Well then you get points for effort!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #39 December 5, 2005 i bet if we turned it into a perverted game she would pick it up!Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #40 December 5, 2005 Nina, I printed a picture of the CF World Record & brought it to work to show everyone. So far everyone has asked the same question, "which one are you?". To which I only have 1 reply & that is to hang my head in shame & say, "I wasn't involved in that one". I think I will make an effort to be in the 100 way in 2 years.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wontbcaged 0 #41 December 5, 2005 Yes you are.....entitled to have a down day every now and then. Dr. Mike is so right. I'm just jealous that I can't bounce back as fast as she does after she has one. Mike....hurry home. She has a smile on her face every time you are mentioned. marilyn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #42 December 5, 2005 Quotei bet if we turned it into a perverted game she would pick it up! And your point would be? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #43 December 5, 2005 i bet if we turned it into a perverted game she would pick it up! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And your point would be? Nina You're only as sick as your secrets. Quote At the end of my horns. My fortune in today's fortune cookie read, "You are gifted in many ways". I'm still laughing at the timing.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #44 December 5, 2005 For some sick twisted reason, I think no Christmas decorations at your house would be complete without a dead scorpion string strung up across your front porch with a strong black light highlighting them at night! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #45 December 5, 2005 QuoteHere's an idea for Texas Christmas lights. You know how scorpions glow under black light? Kill a bunch of scorpions then put them on a string like popcorn. Hang it over the window under a black light. Damn... you beat me to it... leave it to me not to read the whole damn thread first! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #46 December 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat a great job! You really do have the spirit of the season. The Texas flag is a great touch! Love it! I just KNEW you'd like it! Is it the spirit of the season, or the spirit of the state? Whichever...thanks! Speaking of which...I wonder where Sunny is. I bought the giant snowman in her honor! _____________________________________ I think, y'all did a great job! Showing both the Christmas and Texas spirit. I do believe, y'all are gonna fit real good here. Hope, your first Texas Christmas is bigger and better than ever. Hadn't heard a squeak here outa Sunny. The snowman was thoughtful. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #47 December 5, 2005 You know, I gave away 5 live scorpions a few weeks ago to the wife/kids of the DZO here. I wonder if I could get them back now? Quote"Hello Kathy? I was wondering if I could get those live scorpions back, so I can now kill them and make Christmas ornaments out of them." Yeah...I'm sure that would go over REALLY well. NOT!!!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #48 December 5, 2005 Um...er....well...it wasn't y'all that decorated. 1/2 of the "y'all" was NOT enthused. Said it was nice, as long as it was on someone ELSE'S house...not his. Good thing he's in Kosovo right now, huh? And by the time he comes home in late January, they will be nothing more than a fond memory and a great thread on dz.com! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sickandtwisted 0 #49 December 5, 2005 You know, I gave away 5 live scorpions a few weeks ago to the wife/kids of the DZO here. I wonder if I could get them back now? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hello Kathy? I was wondering if I could get those live scorpions back, so I can now kill them and make Christmas ornaments out of them." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah...I'm sure that would go over REALLY well. NOT!!! Nina Quote NO, No, No...I think that in Texas fashion you have to keep them alive. Like, in a glass ornament.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #50 December 5, 2005 QuoteNO, No, No...I think that in Texas fashion you have to keep them alive. Like, in a glass ornament. Ooohhh....they DO sell those at Hobby Lobby!!!! Still, I don't think Kathy is going to give them back..and the rest of the little fuckers have been laying low since my kids were here. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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BillyVance 34 #44 December 5, 2005 For some sick twisted reason, I think no Christmas decorations at your house would be complete without a dead scorpion string strung up across your front porch with a strong black light highlighting them at night! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #45 December 5, 2005 QuoteHere's an idea for Texas Christmas lights. You know how scorpions glow under black light? Kill a bunch of scorpions then put them on a string like popcorn. Hang it over the window under a black light. Damn... you beat me to it... leave it to me not to read the whole damn thread first! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #46 December 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat a great job! You really do have the spirit of the season. The Texas flag is a great touch! Love it! I just KNEW you'd like it! Is it the spirit of the season, or the spirit of the state? Whichever...thanks! Speaking of which...I wonder where Sunny is. I bought the giant snowman in her honor! _____________________________________ I think, y'all did a great job! Showing both the Christmas and Texas spirit. I do believe, y'all are gonna fit real good here. Hope, your first Texas Christmas is bigger and better than ever. Hadn't heard a squeak here outa Sunny. The snowman was thoughtful. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #47 December 5, 2005 You know, I gave away 5 live scorpions a few weeks ago to the wife/kids of the DZO here. I wonder if I could get them back now? Quote"Hello Kathy? I was wondering if I could get those live scorpions back, so I can now kill them and make Christmas ornaments out of them." Yeah...I'm sure that would go over REALLY well. NOT!!!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #48 December 5, 2005 Um...er....well...it wasn't y'all that decorated. 1/2 of the "y'all" was NOT enthused. Said it was nice, as long as it was on someone ELSE'S house...not his. Good thing he's in Kosovo right now, huh? And by the time he comes home in late January, they will be nothing more than a fond memory and a great thread on dz.com! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #49 December 5, 2005 You know, I gave away 5 live scorpions a few weeks ago to the wife/kids of the DZO here. I wonder if I could get them back now? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hello Kathy? I was wondering if I could get those live scorpions back, so I can now kill them and make Christmas ornaments out of them." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah...I'm sure that would go over REALLY well. NOT!!! Nina Quote NO, No, No...I think that in Texas fashion you have to keep them alive. Like, in a glass ornament.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #50 December 5, 2005 QuoteNO, No, No...I think that in Texas fashion you have to keep them alive. Like, in a glass ornament. Ooohhh....they DO sell those at Hobby Lobby!!!! Still, I don't think Kathy is going to give them back..and the rest of the little fuckers have been laying low since my kids were here. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
boinky 0 #50 December 5, 2005 QuoteNO, No, No...I think that in Texas fashion you have to keep them alive. Like, in a glass ornament. Ooohhh....they DO sell those at Hobby Lobby!!!! Still, I don't think Kathy is going to give them back..and the rest of the little fuckers have been laying low since my kids were here. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
