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kansasskydiver

Stupidest drunk talk...

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"Sure."

I was asked if I'd substitute in as a loosehead prop for an injured teammate for the last 20 minutes of a rugby match. I'd already played a full game, and already was adequately "rehydrated." I tore my ACL within two minutes.


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Oh I've had my share of dumbass moments.

Making a bet with a swimmer (girl) that I could outswim her. I ended up having to join her training. After warm-up I was devastated and we still had an hour to go.



making the bet wasn't dumb, the terms of the bet were dumb. the correct bet would be "whoever loses has to buy the other one dinner"

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making the bet wasn't dumb, the terms of the bet were dumb. the correct bet would be "whoever loses has to buy the other one dinner"



No you don't get it. I meant that I could outswim her on the 50 m. dash. But because I was so drunk I ended up betting that I could join the training. And..

Ah nevermind. As with all drunk moments...you had to be there.;)

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gosh, there are so many. Ask the people that I talk to, and have no memory of talking to. I know I've said some awful things to the head bosses at work at our christmas party... i'm guessing I'll never get a promotion :S

CReW Skies,
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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"Hey there's no vodka in this screwdriver!" where the bartender proceeded to refill my glass with just vodka.. B|

CReW Skies,
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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