jakee 1,254 #26 December 7, 2005 Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #27 December 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteI was just trying to bait him to get the punchline thanks. Well, since people are going there.. People are not going there, just the ones gullible enough to get themselves banned for breaking an absolute rule, like you just did. Better delete that if you don't want the door to hit you on the ass... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #28 December 7, 2005 Okay, this is tasteless. Q: What's green and yellow and eats nuts? A: Gonorrhea My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #29 December 7, 2005 QuoteJesus walks into a hotel in Bethlehem, slams three 6 inch nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?" *** "Hey buddy...ya mind crossing yer legs...we're about outta nails...." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,254 #30 December 7, 2005 Point taken. And for a relatively harmless piece of regional bigotry, What do you call a scouser in a shirt and tie? The accused.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #31 December 7, 2005 A man was found guilty of killing his wife. He then put her lifeless body into a suitcase and left it at the lost & found...... Pah.... and they say men cann't pack. P.S this happened last week! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #32 December 7, 2005 Some might consider this tasteless... I just consider it one of my favorite jokes How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny? You stick your hand down her pants and it feels like your feeding a horse. "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #33 December 7, 2005 Two adult men decided to go back to college, but hadn't a clue where to start, so one of them goes to a college counsellor. The counsellor suggests he take a course in logic. The man asked, "What do you mean?" The counsellor: "Do you have a weed whacker?" "Yes." The counsellor continued, "Then you probably have a lawn, and if you have a lawn, you probably own a house, and if you own your house, you are probably married, and if you are married, you are probably heterosexual, that is logic." The man saw the light and signed up for the class. He then saw his friend, and told him that he was taking logic. The friend asked what logic was, so he decided to demonstrate, "Do you have a weed whacker?" The friend said, "No." So the man asked, "What are you, a faggot?"http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #34 December 7, 2005 Q: Why did Jesus cross the road? A: He didn't. He rode the cross. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #35 December 7, 2005 QuoteQ: Why did Jesus cross the road? He was nailed to the chicken?----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ragnarok 0 #36 December 7, 2005 The dictor finally delivered the baby. The mother is anxious to hear the first cry and looks longlingly at the baby as the doctor wipes it off. The doctor proceeds to punch the baby and drop kick it, all while the mother is screaming. He picks up the baby, listens to the chest and then slams it into the wall repeatedly - the mother hysterical by now. She starts to scream "What the hell are you doing!!!!!". The doctor looks at her, smiles, and says "Just kidding, it was already dead"_________________________________________ Twin Otter N203-Echo,29 July 2006 Cessna P206 N2537X, 19 April 2008 Blue Skies Forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #37 December 7, 2005 A friend of mine told me this one. What’s black and blue and hates sex? The woman in my trunk. Thanks Jeff. I can’t remember the really fucked up one you told me. Edit to show it is an adult girlI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #38 December 7, 2005 A gay man is feeling pretty lonely one night and heads down to the local "alternate lifestyle" establishment for drinks and a hope of getting lucky. As expected on a Tuesday night though, the place is dead. He gives up on the idea at around 11 and starts walking home. He passes a dark-ish alley and notices a shabbily dressed man sitting on the ground, leaning against a wall. He thinks, "Hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take", turns around, and approaches the man. He notices the sour smell of cheap fortified wine as he walks up to the guy and thinks he's found his "in." "Mister, I'll buy you two bottles of whatever wine you want if I can have anal sex with you," he says. The bum thinks about it and responds in a thick, somewhat slurred voice "Wellll, I spose that'd be ok, if'n we can go get it first". "Fine" says the gay man and off they go to the liquor store. Walking back from the liquor store, the wino guzzles one bottle of Thunderbird in preparation for what's in his immediate future. Finding a dark corner, he commits to the task by dropping his pants and bending over. Figuring any old ride is better than a walk, the gay man steps up, slathers some spit on himself as lube, and slides into the awaiting orifice. He starts the usual process of penetrate, withdraw...in, out...and suddenly notices a foul odor. He grabs the mans hips and, without stopping, backs him up far enough to see what's going on in the glow of the streetlights. He sees something VERY dark, the smell is worse, and he realizes with horror that his entire crotch is covered with warm, runny feces. "WHAT THE HELL?!" he yells, pulling out and backing away, gagging. The bum looks innocently back over his shoulder, bats his eyes, and asks "Whatthss wrong? Did I cum to sthoon?" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermandy 0 #39 December 7, 2005 that was really disgusting Live fast or die tryin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #40 December 8, 2005 Ragnarok and livendave, you two fucking suck! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sd-slider 0 #41 December 8, 2005 How do you make a woman scream twice? Fuck'er in the ass then wipe it on the curtains!Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #42 December 8, 2005 QuoteFuck'er in the ass then wipe it on the curtains! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #43 December 8, 2005 QuoteHow do you make a woman scream twice? Fuck'er in the ass then wipe it on the curtains! *** Difference between a woman's head and a bowling ball? Bowling ball doesn't get mushy by the 7th frame. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ragnarok 0 #44 December 8, 2005 I like my women like I like my coffee............ Ground up and in the freezer._________________________________________ Twin Otter N203-Echo,29 July 2006 Cessna P206 N2537X, 19 April 2008 Blue Skies Forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #45 December 8, 2005 How can you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer ? Taste. Of course, I guess this doesn't classify as a tasteless joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #46 December 8, 2005 What does a women with no teeth say?? Nothin'....she's been warned. What is a woman doing when she is staring at a blank piece of paper? Reading Her Rights! Girl comes in for a Checkup A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,254 #47 December 8, 2005 A woman notices she's getting an odd green rash on the inside of her thighs. She goes to the doctor, who takes a good long look at the rash and then asks her "You haven't started seeing a gypsy recently have you?" "yes" she says, "How did you know that?" The doctor replies "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #48 December 8, 2005 Why is it called PMS??? 'Cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,254 #49 December 8, 2005 Why did the woman cross the road? To hell with that, who let her out of the damn Kitchen in the first place!!Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #50 December 8, 2005 How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny? You stick your hand down her pants and it feels like your feeding a horse. QuoteBBWAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
