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What are you talking about, besides being blasphemous? Now go drink some Jesus Juice, sinner. :D



You know that's what I had my bar rename one very cool drink (Red-Headed Slut).

Jesus Juice
- One to two parts Jagermeister
- One part Peach Shnapps
- Cranberry Juice to taste

Serve freezling cold.


When mixed correctly, you cannot taste the Jager at all. It's very sweet, but you won't remember drinking it 4 hours later.... :D

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I think you can buy Jesus Juice here. Or at least some good Jesus stuff. :D



I want the catholic school snackbox and lunchpail.

That would be awesome to pack a DZ lunch in.:$



This place is six blocks from my house. It's a required stop on the neighborhood tour for all visitors. They have the best stuff ever.

I think I want some Jesus decorative tape to wrap my packages in. Don't you think the USPS would love that?

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yeah...this from the woman who thought Dr Satan was 'kinda dark and sexy'.



Oh, so THAT's who that was... I tried to watch that movie a couple of times, but I kept falling asleep within the first few minutes, so I finally gave up... I did recognize the clown from your avatar though... He's kinda cute too. ;)

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Well if there are any guys at your DZ who'd been wanting to find a way to approach you:

Your chances are improved by wearing a mask. Preferably something evil.



Yep... See, I don't know why some men think that women are so complex... I'm obviously pretty easy to figure out.

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I think you can buy Jesus Juice here. Or at least some good Jesus stuff. :D



Is it my dirty mind or is the "Glow Our Lady of Guadalupe" thingy what I think it is...?
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My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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I think you can buy Jesus Juice here. Or at least some good Jesus stuff. :D



Is it my dirty mind or is the "Glow Our Lady of Guadalupe" thingy what I think it is...?
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That's just your dirty mind. :P

But you might be able to find what you were thinking of at this place. :)

(NSFW, and not safe for anyone who is easily offended.)

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