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That would be rodeo sex!QuoteMaking love with one and call her by another girls name! Hangin' on for 8-seconds, is the trick!
Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
QuoteIt's easy to avoid pissing the ladies off
"Now get go get the paper... good boy"
Two words...
Dirty Sanchez!!
Dirty Sanchez!!
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QuoteQuoteIt's easy to avoid pissing the ladies off
"Now get go get the paper... good boy"
Give em an inch, they want a freakin mile
QuoteQuoteIt's easy to avoid pissing the ladies off
"Now get go get the paper... good boy"
Gee, we've got a *tough* crowd in here tonight!
Walt
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QuotePsycho comments
Equal Opportunity comments
On the rag accusations
Sexual innuendos
What am I missing?
Leaving the toilet seat up...
Not lifting the toilet seat in the first place...
there are so many ways to piss women off, the true question is.. why would you want to deliberately piss them off?
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
A wise man once said "It is better to be pissed off than pissed on!"
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QuoteA wise man once said "It is better to be pissed off than pissed on!"
Great!! Not another Female squirting Orgasm debate!!
QuoteBreathing..
Existing..
Being Male..
Not being Male enough..
Being insensitive..
Being overly sensitive..
Oh and spelling errors.
I got friends in the gay mafia who can rip Gloria Steinhem to pieces. Most straight guys say stupid shit, but they aren't visceral enough to tear someone to pieces with their words. Guys are better off at pissing off girls with their (in)actions.
Words:
The #1 hatred is backhanded compliments about: hair, makeup, shoes, choice of color. For example:
"Gee. That perfume is terrific. MUST you marinate in it?"
Others that are almost as bad:
"Gee you're so pretty. You look a lot like my ex girlfriend."
"You're too delicate for that. Here, let me get that for you" (directed towards skydivas
(in)Actions:
- Not getting off your ass and doing something that you obviously can do, while she is busy with 9,000 chores
- Not returning emails the same day they are sent
- Going out without telling her when you'll be back, or just not telling her at all
- Going out (period) If you do go out and she insists on going, then go to a REALLY boring hole in the wall bar with your friends and do nothing but talk about work.
- Bouncing a check when y'all have joint finances
- Going over your "porn limit" in terms of time or how much you have
- Female smokers: Man telling you that you should quit and refuses to let you bum one, then he turns around and lights up
- Grabbing remote and changing the station when it's obvious she is glued to the TV in a trance.
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I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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One word: CUNT
All other ways pale in comparison to this magical term.
All other ways pale in comparison to this magical term.
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I think the bottom just fell out.
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I apparently am an expert. Careful, it might be contagious......
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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
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QuoteI apparently am an expert. Careful, it might be contagious......
I've been told I'm pretty damn good at it too. Problem is if someone asked for lessons I wouldnt be able to provide them. Why is it we generally never know what the fuck we did to piss them off?
Could it perhaps be all women are insecure in some way?
Meow.
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Oh please. It's easy to avoid pissing the ladies off and I can't think of any reason to want to piss them off.
Walt
wish it were that easy for me.. seems all i got to do is head to the office/manifest, and before i get there, i hear on the PA "steven, the office is closed" haha, not sure what i did to those girls.
CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08
CSA #720
CSA #720
u wanna real challenge, do this:
List the ways NOT to piss them off!!
List the ways NOT to piss them off!!
Speed Racer
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When it comes to the ladies, yes, I am a total, 100% ass kisser. It's ok, though, because they have really nice asses.
Walt
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