peacefuljeffrey 0 #26 February 2, 2006 QuoteWell is it?....I'm still fairly thin...and havent had a heart attack or stroke yet....and....MY oh how I do love bacon. Certainly not! It's bad only if you bite down on a piece and have a large chunk of your molar just break the hell off! It happened to me in '99 at my parents' house, late at night. I microwaved myself a pound of bacon and was chowin' down and CRUNCH! At first I thought there was a piece of bone in the bacon, but it turned out that the tooth was just weakened by a big filling and ready to go. Lucky for me, there was no nerve exposure or sensitivity. I actually waited a lonnnng time before I got it fixed. Bacon is gooooood. --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #27 February 2, 2006 I have three teenagers in the house... Sunday mornings are: A dozen eggs, 2 dozen WAFFLES, 3 pounds of BACON, and 2 bags of frozen hash browns... And ya gotta be QUICK grabbing..or NO BACON for you! (Mmmm burnt hash browns fried in bacon grease covered with maple syrup...WORTH the heart attack!) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KindredSpirit 0 #28 February 2, 2006 I thought you only liked Newfoundlander food like cod lips. "Kicking gravity's ass since 2003!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #29 February 2, 2006 My father is a royal meat-eater. I went veg at 11 and later 90% vegan. The smell of bacon still drives me nuts---in the way that I always REALLY want some. I never really miss anything else. But, I do have a burger or steak once in a blue moon I will never eat Porky again.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauras 0 #30 February 2, 2006 Pig Candy: Mix up some brown sugar and a little bit of cayenne on a plate. Roll each strip of bacon in the stuff. Broil on a rack on top of a cookie sheet until crispy. Prepare for rioting if there are people in your house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #31 February 2, 2006 No.... bacon is gods gift to humans. Bacon and eggs, bacon on toast, bacon on turkey avacado sandwhiches, turkey wrpaaed bacon, bacon wrapped bacon, bacon bits in salad, goat cheese bacon and basil leaves on crackers, bacon and ice cream, bacon cake, mmmmm ggrllllllollrlrllgll.... baaaaconnnn. Homer to bart..."Butter you bacon boy".. "but my heart hurts" ...... (shaking fist) .."Butter it!" ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #32 February 2, 2006 mmmm bacon..... i was just thinking about those Islamic-extremist terrorists.... ..if their religion would just allow them to have bacon or sausage & a few beers every once in awhile, don't you think it would make them a lot less likely to wanna blow themselves up all the time? like maybe life would be more worth living?? hmmm....something to think about..... look at OktoberFests....all those jolly people, eating wurst & drinking huge steins of beer, all very friendly & happy...dancing the polka.... I'll bet not a single one of you have ever seen a polka dancer blow anyone up. .... see? I'm right! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #33 February 2, 2006 Probably, but who cares. Why stop at one pound? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #34 February 2, 2006 It's WAY less than a pound after you cook it. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #35 February 2, 2006 Quotecod lips Thems arent for eating, thems for kissing! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #36 February 2, 2006 Oh man, now I'm craving a bacon and mayo sammich on white bread. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plucky 0 #37 February 2, 2006 Quote Well is it?.... Not if you have fruit with it. Bacon with sliced banana on some bread... (frying banana slices briefly is optional) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #38 February 2, 2006 Dang...that must be freaky, having your tooth crack apart like that. Tooth breaks have been linked to silver-colored fillings. Was that the kind of filling you had? Some of the horror stories about what's happened to people's teeth years after getting silver fillings freaked me out so much that I paid extra to get white fillings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HRHSkyPrincess 0 #39 February 2, 2006 Not as long as your medical insurance is paid up and you have a prepaid funeral plan...bwahahahhaahaa***************** Attitude is everything! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HRHSkyPrincess 0 #40 February 2, 2006 Ah, yes, Mr. Lascivious Love WOULD introduce the naked bacon dining. Heh.***************** Attitude is everything! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #41 February 2, 2006 Oh man...this sucks..now I want bacon.. Please stop bumping this thread..or send me lots of bacon... She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoter 0 #42 February 2, 2006 Bacon.........hmmmmmmm Doesnt matter how much.......its never a crime I mean a pig does smell better dead than alive.... Bacon.......hmmmmmmm (my first trip to the US every fast food place I went to always offered me 'extra bacon' with everything......I have never recovered from the thinking that bacon does indeed go with just about everything........) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
