GiaKrembs 0 #26 January 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteOf course every rule must have its exceptions, right? I guess it sometimes has more to do with the time available. LOL, g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #27 February 1, 2006 Ideally, sex before, skydive, sex after... the best of all worlds. We are packers, so if we tried sex after jumping/packing all day we'd probably stick together from the sweat and grime which really doesn't add to the mood. Exhaustion plus beer equals sleep. So, definitely pre jumping sex then. Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #28 February 1, 2006 **shaking head** You're silly! It's real simple: sex skydive sex Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #29 February 1, 2006 Quote**shaking head** You're silly! It's real simple: sex skydive sex I like the way you think. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #30 February 1, 2006 I voted skydive first... but only because I'm not married... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #31 February 1, 2006 QuoteIdeally, sex before, skydive, sex after... the best of all worlds. We are packers, so if we tried sex after jumping/packing all day we'd probably stick together from the sweat and grime which really doesn't add to the mood. Exhaustion plus beer equals sleep. So, definitely pre jumping sex then. Ahh showers are a wonderful thing Redbull + Beer = Drunk and awakeDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #32 February 1, 2006 What part of EFS does anybody not understand? Eat, Fuck, Skydive! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #33 February 1, 2006 To me it is simple economics. If you are in a steady relationship where sex is in supply most of the time...then skydive first.... If you are not and sex is not in steady supply...take sex when you can get it....the sky will be there tomorrow or next weekend...but will the person who is willing to have sex with you?!? ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #34 February 2, 2006 Wake up in your tent, lounge around a bit watching the morning dew roll down the sides of the outside frabic, maybe listen to the wind against the canvas and hope not to hear the high pitch whine of the turbines which means you're missing load one. Roll out, hit the showers, run, not walk to manifest and rush rush rush to make the first load. Jump your ass off like it's you're last day alive and that it may be the last time you're jumping with the people around you. Sunset has passed, gather around the fire, sip the booze, find the food, enjoy the company of some of the most enjoyable people around. Hook up, go back to your tent, play til you're spent, drift off feeling cozy next to a warm body and drousy from the alcohol while the temp outside drops from the night's chill. Wake up, repeat, and call it a nice way to spend your free time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #35 February 2, 2006 When I first saw this thread: Sex and Skydiving Broke I thought, "Yep. Sex and skydiving, that's what keeps me broke." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthewcline 0 #36 February 3, 2006 Why can't we just say "Yes". Some of us can mutli-task.An Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #37 February 3, 2006 That was great. I had a nice belly laugh from that one. I needed that. I was so bored today I was reading SIMs.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #38 February 3, 2006 Everyone who answered skydiving before sex, your support group will be meeting at 8:00AM every Tuesday at my house. We'll fix your little problem, quick !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philly51 0 #39 February 3, 2006 I chose skydiving because in an half an hour, I can do it again. Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KolibrieLinda 0 #40 February 3, 2006 QuoteSkydive first,you can have sex no matter what the weather is. You need to take advatage of good weather to jump yeah but if you don't have a partner then what do you do on a bad weather day??? go tunnelflying?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #41 February 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteSkydive first,you can have sex no matter what the weather is. You need to take advatage of good weather to jump yeah but if you don't have a partner then what do you do on a bad weather day??? go tunnelflying?? And what if you don't have a partner or a tunnel... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KolibrieLinda 0 #42 February 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSkydive first,you can have sex no matter what the weather is. You need to take advatage of good weather to jump yeah but if you don't have a partner then what do you do on a bad weather day??? go tunnelflying?? And what if you don't have a partner or a tunnel... Move out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skytash 0 #43 February 5, 2006 you can't skydive in the dark too often, so it depends on when you wake up as to which comes first - skydiving during daylight hours, sex the rest of the time. tashDon't ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is a special occasion. Avril Sloe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
