Should I believe her?

[thegreekone 0]

The BAD News: My other half said I fart in my sleep! I was beside myself, especially since I have been trying so hard NOT to when I am awake. Anyway, is there truth to this or do you think she is just trying to keep me on my toes?

The GOOD News: Instead of of leaving skidmarks in the parking lot, she laughed her sweet laugh (a little longer than I would have liked) and didn't seem at all phased. I am still incredulous but continue to be impressed by how cool she is. She actually told me that she had to get out of bed because she was laughing so hard she was afraid she would wake me.

What gives...can one fart in their sleep? If so, how soon before this ends up in the Trainspotting 2 "added features" section of the DVD.

OMG....I must have really lost it to post this.

[Rebecca 0]

BWAHAHAHA!!!

I'm here to tell you, HELL YES you can fart in your sleep! My SO does it, and I've woken myself up with a mattress rending surprise blast on more than one occasion.

What did you think, the gas was going to relax WITH you?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[flyinghonu 0]

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BWAHAHAHA!!!

I'm here to tell you, HELL YES you can fart in your sleep! My SO does it, and I've woken myself up with a mattress rending surprise blast on more than one occasion.

What did you think, the gas was going to relax WITH you?

I second that. My hubby farts more in his sleep than he does when he's awake. The best is when one of them actually wakes him up. I can feel him slowly roll over and look at me to see if I heard it - HELL YA' I heard it!

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

[rs2kmk5 0]

Woah - yeah man, we all fart in our sleep.

My ex was always waking me up, after I'd woken her up with a noxious emission whilst sleeping.

How good (she's an ex!), is that?

Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

[BIGUN 1,248]

Not only can you fart in your sleep, but you should throw the blanket over her head forcing her to smell it until she begs for mercy.

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Prances with Wolves
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The day they shot all over Liberty Valence
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[Dumpster 0]

One reason my STBE would never feed me certain foods - I would fart like the barber's cat.

Easy Does It

[karenmeal 0]

Quit trying to hold in your farts.

It would be a lifelong battle. Just let it go, you will be much happier.

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[peregrinerose 0]

Hell, my husband and I have farting contests. He always wins, but at least I make the effort. Who cares if you fart in your sleep or not??

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

[ViperPilot 0]

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I have been trying so hard NOT to when I am awake

There's your problem...just let it rip, then maybe you'll be empty when you go to bed. There's just no reason to hold it in, ever...unless maybe you're at a wedding or something...and someone paid you 50 bucks not to do it...or bribed you with a bottle of good liquor.

[skydvr18 0]

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There's just no reason to hold it in, ever

You've got to be stupid to hold in a fart...because that fart's gonna turn to SHIT!! And you can explain a lil' ol' bitty fart, but you SHIT yourself, people are gonna be talking about you for years!!

[thegreekone 0]

You've got to be stupid to hold in a fart...because that fart's gonna turn to SHIT!! And you can explain a lil' ol' bitty fart, but you SHIT yourself, people are gonna be talking about you for years!!

[eeneR 3]

Just a thought...if you hold them in during the day...then you fall asleep...and fart and wake her up then.

Hrrmm.... No wonder why she is so tired!

Sorry had to poke ya

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[hookitt 1]

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What gives...can one fart in their sleep?

Definately not.. It simply doesn't happen.

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[chaoskitty 0]

Two words: DUTCH OVEN!!! .. almost as much fun as a steamroller..

[thegreekone 0]

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Two words: DUTCH OVEN!!! .. almost as much fun as a steamroller..

Ok, I'll bite,,, WTF is a steamroller?

faked a DO once and adrenaline musta kicked in, I couldn't budge the sheet. Granted, I was lmao!
good times, good times.

[chaoskitty 0]

The Steamroller cannot be described.. only demonstrated.

[thegreekone 0]

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The Steamroller cannot be described.. only demonstrated.

da, da DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gulp*

[Icon134 0]

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The Steamroller cannot be described.. only demonstrated.

I hear it's awesome!!!

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[chaoskitty 0]

If I see an opportunity to steamroll you in Dublin.. I'm SO taking it! I owe ya one for thinking you were someone else I've already steamrolled.

[jheadley 0]

Urbandictionary had a couple definitions of steamroller...

A sexual act that involves the following steps:

- An individual shits in another individuals mouth.

-The "shitee" chews up the shit, spits it out, and rolls in it.*Sung to the tune of "Maneater" by Hall & Oates*

OR

When your lying naked with your girl in
bed and you decide to roll all over her fully erect
yelling "I'm a Steamroller" "I'm going to roll all over you"
while laughing hysterically.

OR

While boning a girl doggie style standing upat the top of a large, steep stairwell... You jam your thumb in her asshole and punch her in the stomach so some steam builds, then push her down the stairs so she rolls down releasing the built up steam along the way.

I prefer the menudo handshake myself.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=menudo+handshake

[chaoskitty 0]

Wow. Well I can definitley say its NOT two of those, and kinda sorta close to the other one.

Geezus y'all go rent Strange Brew.

[skinnyshrek 0]

remeber that time you steam rolled me in the camper. I had a boner at the time i think you caught it

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[chaoskitty 0]

Hmm.. no I'm sure I wouldnt have felt a thing!

[Broke 0]

I thought you needed two straight jackets for a steamroller.
"Don't make me steamroll you you nob."

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[rs2kmk5 0]

I thought shitting in anothers mouth was known as 'scatting'.

It is this side of the pond anyhow...

Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932