Frenchy68 0 #1 March 1, 2006 Ashtanga AKA Nathan (c.1800-2100) Born in Bumfuck, Ashtanga is known as a great tactic, general and statesman. He was a very severe person and did not stand any kind of lies, not even in jokes. As a young man he had trained himself in ascetic ways, and had studied music and philosophy according to UntamedDOG. After the liberation of Eloy from the Skyride-ans, Ashtanga AKA Nathan was elected representative at the peace meeting in Perris. He had no success there, and left the meeting after an argument with the Perris king BillVon. As a military leader, Ashtanga AKA Nathan invented the ingenious strategy of putting the emphasis of the phalanx to the left, as well as making it attack sideways in stead of straight on, which made the enemys left held shields weak. He defeated the Gay RW dudes at Deland, which gave Eloy a leading position among the Geek city-states. He also liberated Milwaukee from cheese, and founded Seattle as capital of the whatever League. These victories were to end Perris leading role. On his return to Eloy, Ashtanga AKA Nathan was charged and sentenced to death for having kept his high office for much longer than the given month. The sentence was soon revoked though, after Ashtanga AKA Nathan had held a speech about how he had saved Eloy. Ashtanga AKA Nathan died during a campaign against the Elsinore League, hit by a cutaway main. Dying he asked the DZ.com peeps to ask for peace with the enemies, which happened, forever crushing Eloy aspirations of becoming the leading state of Geeks. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 March 1, 2006 whatever From Seattle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 March 1, 2006 Quotewhatever From Seattle I thought you were moving to AzYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #4 March 1, 2006 All hail Ashtanga Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #5 March 1, 2006 I don't get itPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 March 1, 2006 Working on it I would like to do it with the least amount of financial impact...things like houses and boats do not move 1500 miles easily. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #7 March 1, 2006 Amazon, you should get one of these trucks and load all your stuff in the back and head on south! Notice the cool colors too. You would really stand out in the desert with this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #8 March 1, 2006 She doesn't need that truck to stand out. She can handle that all by herself.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #9 March 1, 2006 Imagine that truck parked next to the wind tunnel at Eloy. I think they are about the same size. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 March 1, 2006 Imagine the fuel bill for 1500 miles.. eeesh I will stick with my nice little truck it gets 22 MPG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #11 March 1, 2006 QuoteImagine that truck parked next to the wind tunnel at Eloy. I think they are about the same size. Good that you said truck parked next to the tunnel or else I would have been confused. Because Jeanne is just a few inches shorter than the tunnel. Jeanne, please don't hurt me, much.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #12 March 1, 2006 QuoteImagine the fuel bill for 1500 miles.. eeesh I will stick with my nice little truck it gets 22 MPG Nice colour for a truck! Edit to add: or anything else!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #13 March 1, 2006 QuoteBecause Jeanne is just a few inches shorter than the tunnel. I know. I have seen her before. She tried to do a hot air balloon jump in Eloy but couldn't because Burner kept burning her face with the hot air gas thingy. That woman is tall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #14 March 1, 2006 And she gives a good spankin'. If she works on it a little more, I might actually feel it.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #15 March 1, 2006 I think you forgot to mention how Ashtanga trained his army to both woo his enemies to sleep or frustrate them to no end by singing famous cover songs verbatim in several languages, a truely remarkable man indeed... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #16 March 1, 2006 Quotethings like houses and boats do not move 1500 miles easily. but houseboats might ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 March 1, 2006 QuoteAshtanga AKA Nathan Who?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #18 March 2, 2006 I already got rid of that at least...and the old 36' lifeboat...thank gawd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #19 March 2, 2006 Tonka Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #20 March 2, 2006 QuoteI don't get it That's because he was typing in a French accent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #21 March 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteI don't get it That's because he was typing in a French accent. Is that a personal attack? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #22 March 2, 2006 "Ashtanga AKA Nathan " He willl always be Chromeboy to me.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #23 March 2, 2006 Quote"Ashtanga AKA Nathan " He willl always be Chromeboy to me. He will forever be ass! Trust me, he feet really do smell like ass! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #24 March 2, 2006 QuoteTrust me, he feet really do smell like ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #25 March 2, 2006 Ass monkey, monkey, that funky monkey! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
