Girlfalldown 0 #76 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteI broke my arm in ten places ten days before my tenth birthday. I have to ask, what did you do? He broke his arm in ten places ten days before his tenth birthday. Duh! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #77 March 15, 2006 Quote I dream in color. TECHNOcolor? I've jumped off a tall curb! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #78 March 15, 2006 QuoteTell me something I don't know . . . the clinic asked you to call them back regarding that chlamydia test.. They didn't want me to relay the results. Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #79 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteI broke my arm in ten places ten days before my tenth birthday. I have to ask, what did you do? Was riding my bike with no hands and the front wheel went into some sand. I fell sideways, and the curb was right there. So when I put my hand out to break my fall, I had less room than I thought I did. My arm bent the wrong way, and jammed straight up into my shoulder. The weakest point was my elbow, which basically exploded. I have a distinct memory of my arm bending full range the wrong way. The doctor said the surgery was like picking pieces of eggshell out of me. They were really worried I'd broken my growth plate and would have one arm shorter than the other. I didn't though... I guess I'm just lucky. I ended up with two surgeries, three pins (red white and blue for the 4th... cute, huh?), and six weeks in a cast. The worst part was how they got the pins out -- pliers. That was the closest I've ever come to fainting. To this day, the smell of isopropyl alcohol reminds me of that.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #80 March 15, 2006 I have webbed feet and a 5 inch tail, they did not fix it when I was young and now it cant be done without major surgury and pain. Piture is a few years oldBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #81 March 15, 2006 QuoteI have webbed feet and a 5 inch tail, they did not fix it when I was young and now it cant be done without major surgury and pain. pictures! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #82 March 15, 2006 QuoteI have webbed feet and a 5 inch tail, they did not fix it when I was young and now it cant be done without major surgury and pain. Have you ever run in a circle and chased your own tail?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #83 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteI have webbed feet and a 5 inch tail, they did not fix it when I was young and now it cant be done without major surgury and pain. Have you ever run in a circle and chased your own tail? ----------------------------------------------------------- ha ha I didnt post to be mocked, trust me Ive heard allllllll the jokes you can possible think up.Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #84 March 15, 2006 QuoteI have webbed feet and a 5 inch tail, they did not fix it when I was young and now it cant be done without major surgury and pain. Piture is a few years old heh http://images.google.com/images?q=human+with+a+tail&btnG=Search&svnum=10&hl=en&lr= tisk tisk Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #85 March 15, 2006 one must try to entertain the masses!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #86 March 15, 2006 Quoteone must try to entertain the masses!! Ok - but what was this?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #87 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI have webbed feet and a 5 inch tail, they did not fix it when I was young and now it cant be done without major surgury and pain. Have you ever run in a circle and chased your own tail? ----------------------------------------------------------- ha ha I didnt post to be mocked, trust me Ive heard allllllll the jokes you can possible think up. You're serious? My apologies. I thought you were joking. [Open mouth, insert foot to about the knee]"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #88 March 15, 2006 hmm, this is sorta hard...... i know how to use a field guide to identify a tre by its type of leaves.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #89 March 15, 2006 hmmm. I dont skydive anymore, but I brew beer. I do all grain brewing, and there is a 50 pound sack of barley malt in my basement. I usually have at least 3 types of homebrewed beer in my basement at all times. Right now I have Porter, IPA, Steam beer, and Dunkelweizen. My beers have won three ribbons in county fairs/homebrew contests so far. is Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drae 0 #90 March 15, 2006 QuoteSomething about me you don't know.... I can ballroom dance... I can too! I taught it for 5 years in Florida! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #91 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteSomething about me you don't know.... I can ballroom dance... I can too! I taught it for 5 years in Florida! Then you're a hell of alot better at it than I am... but at least I won't step on your toes, very often... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #92 March 16, 2006 New one: No matter how many times I write the word definitely, I spell it definately. I usually catch it with spellcheck though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBounce 0 #93 March 16, 2006 I have 4 guardian angels working full time to protect my a$$. I've survived 5 motorbike accidents without injury. 2 years ago I owned a 993 cabriolet that I rolled, nearly took the head rest off and crawled from underneath without a scratch. I sing abysmally. I give very good footrubs, but only to people I know really well. My girlfriend owns me heart 'n soul. I'm a lot more cautious now! Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
