SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 March 17, 2006 movies with me, tonight!!! She is over herself...has calmed down...is acting as though NOTHING has happened...and has invited me to go to the movies with her tonight. She wants to kill me....I just know it!!! Slash my throat, steal my Raisinets and leave me gurgling thru the credits!! Help me please!!! Someone, anyone!! What to do... what to do??!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 March 17, 2006 Go to the movie and do the 'yawn-stretch-arm over her shoulder'...then grin at her and say "How YOU doin'?" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #3 March 17, 2006 My sister asked me if we were going to see the movie Sybil. Bwaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 March 17, 2006 QuoteGo to the movie and do the 'yawn-stretch-arm over her shoulder'...then grin at her and say "How YOU doin'?" Perfect!!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #5 March 17, 2006 I do not find this amusing!! She is not MY type!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 March 17, 2006 QuoteI do not find this amusing!! She is not MY type!! Bobbi Ok, go take her to see "Fatal Attraction" and tell her how closely you can relate to Glenn Close's character. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #7 March 17, 2006 Oh yeah...thats brilliant!! Much like a dart sticking out of your leg? No thanks! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 March 17, 2006 QuoteOh yeah...thats brilliant!! Much like a dart sticking out of your leg? No thanks! Bobbi Oh shutup--I've never claimed to be anything *but* a total fucktard! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #9 March 17, 2006 Stupid is as stupid does! Your trying to get me killed aren't you!!??? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 March 17, 2006 QuoteStupid is as stupid does! Your trying to get me killed aren't you!!??? Bobbi No way--You're my friend!!!! I'd probably go to the flick with her just out of morbid curiosity. Of course that kind of curiosity has put me in some really bad situations, so I can't really recommend it. Best bet is probably to ask her what flick she wants to see and when she tells you, just say: "I already saw that with your husband. [yawn]". Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #11 March 17, 2006 Actually, what you do is agree to go to the movies with her tonight. Go see whatever scary movie is playing at an early matinee showing. I think "When a Stranger Calls" is supposed to be one of those, so go see it. Throughout the time beforehand, anonymously emulate some of the things that happened in the movie - no more than two or three - in the hours leading up to it. Then, go see the movie with her. Don't do anything during the parts that you emulated, except say "I'd freak if that happened to me." Laugh during particuarly bad parts of the movie. You can otherwise try talking to her during the film. Let her know, "Oh, this is SOOOOOO formulaic. I'll bet the bad guy does X to her within 5 minutes." Generally, leave her so entirely freaked out/annoyed/firghtened of your "evil colleague of Lucifer" personality that she'll leave you alone. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #12 March 17, 2006 Nope not going!!! Just talked to another neighbor that filled me in on some really interesting details about her(crazy neighbor)and her "hubby"...This neighbor met them two years ago...obviously the crazy neighbor and "hubby" don't remember this incident...Lets just say that this meeting is still very vivid in their minds eye....This bitch is a fucking psycho!!!!!!! And from the story HE is too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy Crap!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 March 17, 2006 One of her asked you to go to the movies with her. Your problem is... which one is actually going to go. Wow! Not an enviable situation. Just bow-out gracefully and hope, for the best! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #14 March 17, 2006 Did you take you meds this morning Chuck!!??? WTF is up with the first part of that sentence?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 March 17, 2006 QuoteDid you take you meds this morning Chuck!!??? WTF is up with the first part of that sentence?? Bobbi ________________________________ I was referring to the woman's multiple personalities. Your original post, 'hinted' at that. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #16 March 17, 2006 Aaaaaaaah, I get it now!! Hehehe Bow out gracefully...fuck that I am running like hell!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 March 17, 2006 Aw hell. Go with her. What would it hurt. You might make a new friend. Could be fun. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 March 17, 2006 QuoteAaaaaaaah, I get it now!! Hehehe Bow out gracefully...fuck that I am running like hell!!! Bobbi __________________________________ Try to keep up! After all, this 'is' your thread! This shits really got you shook, huh? P.S. Yup! Took my meds like a good boy! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #19 March 17, 2006 Go ahead and go, but take one of these with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 March 17, 2006 So? whaddre you gonna do? You can't leave us hangin'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #21 March 17, 2006 I am not going!!! Positively, absolutely, not going! Period!! You know...I like to run around naked with scissors like the next person, but I have to say....she is one crazy biotch!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #22 March 17, 2006 QuoteI am not going!!! Positively, absolutely, not going! Period!! You know...I like to run around naked with scissors like the next person, but I have to say....she is one crazy biotch!! Bobbi ___________________________________ Yeah... I think, I'd be bowing-out as gracefully and keep as much distance between you two as possible. You might want to discuss this all quietly with a police officer. They might want to watch her. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #23 March 17, 2006 Not sure about "talking' to the police is an option at this point in time.....but I might slip her a mickey ever now and then to keep her AND him calm. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #24 March 17, 2006 QuoteNot sure about "talking' to the police is an option at this point in time.....but I might slip her a mickey ever now and then to keep her AND him calm. Bobbi ________________________________________ Keep us posted! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #25 March 17, 2006 Oh...don't ya know it...I get the best advice here!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
