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If you were a Cannibal, whom would you eat?

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Would you steer clear of people of the same sex? it' s really an interesting Q if you think about it.

I'd probably eat GFD since i'm sure she's tasty>:(


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Would you steer clear of people of the same sex? it' s really an interesting Q if you think about it.

I'd probably eat GFD since i'm sure she's tasty>:(



EWWWW!

:D

I'd eat all the trolls first. As long as I can BBQ them or brine them or smoke them or something of course.

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Would you steer clear of people of the same sex? it' s really an interesting Q if you think about it.



Why for.... if you are going tht route.. meat is meat...

Read ALIVE by Pierre Paul Read sometime... mmmmmm tasty frozen meat.. mmmmmmm

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A cannibal and his son are wandering through the desert and have not eaten in days. They come upon an oasis and decide to camp in the bushes till someone comes. The next morning they awake to see a beautiful woman bathing in the waterfall. As the father watches the water cascade off her body, he is aware of his son at his side.

The boy says " I'm hungry dad, lets eat."

The father replies "This specimen is too good too eat."

The boy grumbles that they have not eaten for days and he is really hungry.

The father says he has a plan. The boy is overjoyed that he will soon eat, so he asks what the plan is...

The father says" We sneak up to the edge of the clearing, and when she comes out of the water, we kidnap her, take her home and Eat Your Mother.


A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.

The Englishman says, "a pistol for me please." The chief gives him a pistol, the Englishman points it at his head and says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork!" The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over--the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There is blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled and asks, "My God, what are you doing?"

And the New Yorker responds, "So much for your canoe you stupid cannibal!



Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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Getting back on track here.

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Why for.... if you are going tht route.. meat is meat...



says you! all steaks are not created equal



True - Where on a human can you get a Porterhouse or Filet Minon cut?
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Why for.... if you are going tht route.. meat is meat...



says you! all steaks are not created equal



True - Where on a human can you get a Porterhouse or Filet Minon cut?



stop by my place and i'll show you. >:(

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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Would you steer clear of people of the same sex? it' s really an interesting Q if you think about it.

I'd probably eat GFD since i'm sure she's tasty>:(



I would eat mostly straight guys--'cuz I'd want the ladies to still be around.

I'm thinking that most of the ladies would think I was doing the world a favor.:D

Walt

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Would you steer clear of people of the same sex? it' s really an interesting Q if you think about it.



Why for.... if you are going tht route.. meat is meat...



Not necessarily so. How often do you see bull meat for sale in the grocery store?

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If I was starving I would eat anyone, If I was eating them for fun the there are a few choice females that post around here that I wouldnt mind eating.....alive of couse!!!
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

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