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QuoteDid you hear the one about the Cannibal Beatnik?
He ate three squares a dayyyy, daddyo!
There -- more convincing. I got a chuckle out of it, thanks.
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-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
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that is such a shame. I'm sure you would swallow if you were hungry
Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
QuoteColin Farrell.
Hold on, would I have to swallow. I don't swallow.
Ok, maybe for Colin.
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OMG this has got to be the funniest post ever.
Definitely a tea spurted on the screen snorter!
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QuoteI'd probably eat GFD since i'm sure she's tasty
Damn, that was my vote... maybe we can share her?
J
Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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QuoteQuoteI'd probably eat GFD since i'm sure she's tasty
Damn, that was my vote... maybe we can share her?
J
ok, we can split her in half vertically. Tho, they may not be much use for the brains....
Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
Quoteok, we can split her in half vertically.
I say we take all holes that present themselves!
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QuoteQuoteok, we can split her in half vertically.
I say we take all holes that present themselves!
Anyone ever tell you you have a special way with words?
you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
QuoteAnyone ever tell you you have a special way with words?
Fuck! Who wrote that? Anyway............how YOU doin? You know you are my ultimate love. I fell in love with you the first day I met you.
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QuoteQuoteQuoteok, we can split her in half vertically.
I say we take all holes that present themselves!
Anyone ever tell you you have a special way with words?
he's just a little frustrated. I'm sure wildcard can show you his morgue
Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
QuoteQuoteQuoteI'd probably eat GFD since i'm sure she's tasty
Damn, that was my vote... maybe we can share her?
J
ok, we can split her in half vertically. Tho, they may not be much use for the brains....
You people are fucking sick!
No one is eating me. First off, I'm way too fatty and I wouldn't taste good anyway. Although I have been marinating in wine for 15 years though so who knows.
Anyway, if we're all out lost in the woods for weeks and we're starving, the only person that will be eating me in any way is my loving fiance. I forbid the rest of you from even attempting a small nibble from my cheek. Not even a toe.
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Quotehe's just a little frustrated.
A little? I haven't had sex with anyone else in the room since December 27th. Trust me........remember it like it was yesterday. It was phenomenal! However, In 12 and a wake up I need more!
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You people are fucking sick!
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No one is eating me. First off, I'm way too fatty and I wouldn't taste good anyway. Although I have been marinating in wine for 15 years though so who knows.
maybe you have some marbling.. that makes it yummy.
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Anyway, if we're all out lost in the woods for weeks and we're starving, the only person that will be eating me in any way is my loving fiance. I forbid the rest of you from even attempting a small nibble from my cheek. Not even a toe.
how can he eat you when he's already been eaten?
Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
QuoteI forbid the rest of you from even attempting a small nibble from my cheek. Not even a toe.
How about just a bit of the labia?
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how can he eat you when he's already been eaten?
He's pretty big. I think he could take you.
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QuoteQuoteI forbid the rest of you from even attempting a small nibble from my cheek. Not even a toe.
How about just a bit of the labia?
No. Freak.
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Yes, I would steer clear of people of the same sex, for certain.
I would prefer to eat based on aesthetic appearances, and thus would prefer women who were attractive (I guess, since the question is odd in the first place, and I also find the idea of eating the flesh of another human -- for consumption -- pretty abhorrent).
I would think that for some reason, pretty body correlates (this is non-intuitive, I know, since there's no reason for the correlation) to pleasing taste. So I'd stick to blondes who have nice figures.
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"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
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