turtlespeed 212 #26 April 21, 2006 Is this pertaining to my real mama? Or my Skymama? Cuz - the latter can say some really interesting stuff!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #27 April 21, 2006 Mom's advice on marriage: "You can love a rich man just as easily as you can love a poor man."Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #28 April 21, 2006 QuoteMom's advice on marriage: "You can love a rich man just as easily as you can love a poor man." I heard a friend of mine's mom tell her once that it was easier to love a rich man.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #29 April 21, 2006 I am very afraid... I dream nightly of him giving me attitude.... then I realize I am not sleeping!!!! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #30 April 21, 2006 Quote I heard a friend of mine's mom tell her once that it was easier to love a rich man. Rich man = more money More money = more Vegas vacations What happens in Vegas....stays in Vegas Maybe it's true : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #31 April 21, 2006 "Go look it up in the dictionary." "You're not working up to your potential." Mom... most teachers... yeah I heard that one a lot. I figured out early on that if you were smart you could get away with being a bit lazy, too. Fuckers *always* called me out on it."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #32 April 21, 2006 Quote"Go look it up in the dictionary." "You're not working up to your potential." Mom... most teachers... yeah I heard that one a lot. I figured out early on that if you were smart you could get away with being a bit lazy, too. Fuckers *always* called me out on it. the way out of that was to act like a dumbass - then no one expected a thing out of you..... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #33 April 21, 2006 "I love you". JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #34 April 21, 2006 Quote"Go look it up in the dictionary." The first time I heard that was from my second grade teacher. I told her, "If I can't spell it, how can I find it?" She had no response and told me how to spell it. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #35 April 21, 2006 Quotemy mama said "if your friends were to jump off a bridge...oh hell you probably would!" so I did!!! My boyfriend Brian and I were visiting his parents last september and his mom was giving him a hard time about being a skydiver. She said something like "well if I told you to go jump off a bridge would you do that" to which he replied "ok. I'm going in a couple weeks to West Virginia". At that point I thought she was going to have a heart attack.Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #36 April 22, 2006 My sisters used to fight and make a lot of noise. Mom would say, "Don't make me separate you..." Then, I'd be making a lot of noise by myself and she'd say the same thing. It worried me for a while. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #37 April 22, 2006 When someone belches without excusing themself she will exclaim loudly, even in fancy restaurants... "Suuuuueeeeeeeey, the PIGS out a walkin'!!!" She's a riot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sd-slider 0 #38 April 22, 2006 Quote"whattaya doing, posing for animal crackers"?. Quote Well...Yeah!Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IMGR2 0 #39 April 22, 2006 The one I use all the time from my mom is "Instructions are on the bottom" In other words "it's hot" This would be in reference to when a hot pan or skillet is placed on the dinner table it would require you to pick it up to realize it was hot. Hence to read the instructions on the bottom you have to pick it up to read them just to find out the item was hot. Go figure.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #40 April 22, 2006 Mom: "Don't do __________" Me: "...but everyone else is doing it" Mom: "So if everyone else is jumping off a building, does that mean you should?" Me: ".....ummm...let me think about that one and get back to you" Thus, the making of a skydiver _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #41 April 22, 2006 "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." I never agreed with that statement. I have no room for drama in my life and so when someone's character is in question or they cause me offence or pain I simply ignore their exsistance, thus removing any future potential for recurrent drama. "Things or people may not always be as they appear." I agree with this one after learning the truth in it the hard way. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #42 April 22, 2006 QuoteMom: "So if everyone else is jumping off a building, does that mean you should?" My mom once asked, "I saw your report card." "That class is hard." "So, did everyone make Cs? Was there any As?" "Sure, but all those people jumped off a bridge..." Apparently, that isn't an all-around good measurement for behavior. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #43 April 22, 2006 no... I have for years used the nonsensical word "disirregardless" which is like a triple negative and basically just means regardless... It's a word my mother coined...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #44 April 22, 2006 Quoteno... I have for years used the nonsensical word "disirregardless" which is like a triple negative and basically just means regardless... It's a word my mother coined... lmao....with all due respect, that is sorta impressive. regardless of what you think. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #45 April 22, 2006 "You're not stupid, so stop acting like it." If the shoe fits... "You're a beautiful, creative, brilliant little girl." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jnhag2 0 #46 April 22, 2006 My mama always said, "It's better to be a smartass than a dumbass." I guess that explains a lot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rookie120 0 #47 April 22, 2006 "You know I beat you cause I love you" I got a lot of ass whoopins that I really deserved and when see said that I thought she was losing it.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #48 April 22, 2006 When I was playing some dumb stunt game... "If you break your leg.... dont come running to me...." . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bluefingers 0 #49 April 22, 2006 Quotedon't come running to me GOt that one all the time! Also, if anybody asked "What're you doing?" when it was fairly obvious ... "carving whip handles for a goose's bridle!" Use that one all the time - confuses my students all the time! Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tink1717 2 #50 April 22, 2006 Mom: If everyone jumped off a bridge would you? Me: (then) Yeah. Me: (now) Um...YEAH!!! Also, I realized I crossed the line form youg adult to wheezing, geezing old fart the first time I told a rookie at work: "Boy, I've got more time in the shitter than you've got in the fire dept." Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) 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IMGR2 0 #39 April 22, 2006 The one I use all the time from my mom is "Instructions are on the bottom" In other words "it's hot" This would be in reference to when a hot pan or skillet is placed on the dinner table it would require you to pick it up to realize it was hot. Hence to read the instructions on the bottom you have to pick it up to read them just to find out the item was hot. Go figure.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #40 April 22, 2006 Mom: "Don't do __________" Me: "...but everyone else is doing it" Mom: "So if everyone else is jumping off a building, does that mean you should?" Me: ".....ummm...let me think about that one and get back to you" Thus, the making of a skydiver _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #41 April 22, 2006 "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." I never agreed with that statement. I have no room for drama in my life and so when someone's character is in question or they cause me offence or pain I simply ignore their exsistance, thus removing any future potential for recurrent drama. "Things or people may not always be as they appear." I agree with this one after learning the truth in it the hard way. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #42 April 22, 2006 QuoteMom: "So if everyone else is jumping off a building, does that mean you should?" My mom once asked, "I saw your report card." "That class is hard." "So, did everyone make Cs? Was there any As?" "Sure, but all those people jumped off a bridge..." Apparently, that isn't an all-around good measurement for behavior. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #43 April 22, 2006 no... I have for years used the nonsensical word "disirregardless" which is like a triple negative and basically just means regardless... It's a word my mother coined...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #44 April 22, 2006 Quoteno... I have for years used the nonsensical word "disirregardless" which is like a triple negative and basically just means regardless... It's a word my mother coined... lmao....with all due respect, that is sorta impressive. regardless of what you think. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #45 April 22, 2006 "You're not stupid, so stop acting like it." If the shoe fits... "You're a beautiful, creative, brilliant little girl." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jnhag2 0 #46 April 22, 2006 My mama always said, "It's better to be a smartass than a dumbass." I guess that explains a lot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #47 April 22, 2006 "You know I beat you cause I love you" I got a lot of ass whoopins that I really deserved and when see said that I thought she was losing it.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #48 April 22, 2006 When I was playing some dumb stunt game... "If you break your leg.... dont come running to me...." . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #49 April 22, 2006 Quotedon't come running to me GOt that one all the time! Also, if anybody asked "What're you doing?" when it was fairly obvious ... "carving whip handles for a goose's bridle!" Use that one all the time - confuses my students all the time! Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #50 April 22, 2006 Mom: If everyone jumped off a bridge would you? Me: (then) Yeah. Me: (now) Um...YEAH!!! Also, I realized I crossed the line form youg adult to wheezing, geezing old fart the first time I told a rookie at work: "Boy, I've got more time in the shitter than you've got in the fire dept." Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
