WooHoo 0 #1 May 3, 2006 How many skydivers does it take to change a lightbulb? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #2 May 3, 2006 Three... One skydiver to screw in the lightbulb and two skydivers to throw feces at each other. (Sorry, random family guy moment.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #3 May 3, 2006 Why would a skydiver want to change a light bulb? thats a couple of dollars that could go toward a jump ticket!Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #4 May 3, 2006 a good one though_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,048 #5 May 3, 2006 Five; one to change the lightbulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether s/he is taking the right slot.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 May 3, 2006 QuoteFive; one to change the lightbulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether s/he is taking the right slot. I was thinking five myself. One to change the lightbulb, two to get video, and two to ask "So, is this the FIRST light bulb you've changed?""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soberamprat 0 #7 May 3, 2006 Don.t forget video http://www.swoopstudios.com/videos/videos-rex.php Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #8 May 3, 2006 one to change the lightbulb, two to video it, one to show the guy changing the lightbulb a better way to do it, one to say that guy doesn't know what he's talking about, four to "creep" changing a lightbulb, one to change the lightbulb for you for five bucks, one to tell you you can't change the lightbulb until you initial this page of the waiver and show your reserve data card, one to bum a cigarrete from you, one to steal your beer, and one to beat your packer with a crowbar so about fourteen altogether. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #9 May 3, 2006 Who needs light bulbs?? When you've got a bonfire!!!!BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 May 3, 2006 one , but the light bulb has to WANT to change. Not just because all the other light bulbs are going out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 May 3, 2006 QuoteWho needs light bulbs?? When you've got a bonfire!!!! Hrm, can i change that to "who needs light bulbs when you've got sunshine?!" ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #12 May 4, 2006 Quoteone to change the lightbulb, two to video it, one to show the guy changing the lightbulb a better way to do it, one to say that guy doesn't know what he's talking about, four to "creep" changing a lightbulb, one to change the lightbulb for you for five bucks, one to tell you you can't change the lightbulb until you initial this page of the waiver and show your reserve data card, one to bum a cigarrete from you, one to steal your beer, and one to beat your packer with a crowbar so about fourteen altogether. *** And three more to stand off in the background and bitch... "That sure ain't the way 'WE' changed light bulbs back in the OLD DAYS"! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
