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kelel01

Why do men ALWAYS want to get laid?

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Ok, let me put it this way:

Oh- baby now let's get down tonight.
Baby, I'm hot just like your oven.
Oh- I need your lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
Now it's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I need a sexual healing, sexual healing
And makes me feel so fine
And helps to release the mind
Sexual healing, is good for me
Sexual healing is something that's very good for me

Whenever these blue teardrops are falling
Oh no - and my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
Oh- I can get on the telephone and call you up baby
Darling, I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
And if you don't know the things you're dealing
Oh- I can tell you darling, oh it's sexual healing
Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up
Let's make love tonight
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up
'Cause you do it right

Heal me, my darling
Heal me, my darling
Heal me, my darling
Heal me, my darling

Baby, you know I got sick this morning
A sea was storming up inside of me
Baby, I think I'm capsizing
Oh- the waves are rising
And when I get that feeling
I want a sexual healing
Sexual healing
And makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
And helps to release the mind, Lord- it's good for us
Sexual healing, is good for me
Sexual healing is something that's so so good for me

And it's so good for us and it's so good to me my baby, woohhh
Just grab a hold and take control
Of my body and mind soon we'll be making love
Honey, oh- -- fine
You're my medicine open up and let me in
Darling,
Darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to operate

Ohh

Heal me, my darling
I can't wait for you to operate
Heal me, my darling
I can't wait for you to operate
Heal me, my darling
I can't wait for you to...
Heal me, my darling
Heal me, my darling
Heal me, my darling
I can't wait for you to...
Oh baby, whenever these blue teardrops are falling

Heal me, my darling

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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. . .or kicking out of line twists at 100ft AGL.



:o

That would SUCK!

But don't you think that your decision altitude should be higher?:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Do women not like the pleasure of an orgasm?? I wish I could have one constantly.




You could ,Don...but you would get a section 8 and hairy palms.


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Why do men always want to get laid



B/c we are so damn irresistable watering the lawn, folding towels, organizing our closet, etc.:P

At least---those things always make my hunny want to jump my bones. :P
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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. . .or kicking out of line twists at 100ft AGL.



:o

That would SUCK!

But don't you think that your decision altitude should be higher?:D



I think he was referring to his recent canopy collision where another jumper ran into him at about 100 ft.

Walt

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because every guy is waiting for "the woman of his dreams".


and as we dont rember so good we need to keep testing if we found the right:P

Lucky i can say i found my dream girl,now i just has another problem,now im just horney all the time:D

Stay safe
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It just the human nature of men, reproduction as much as we can as many women as we can.
The nature of men. now I have a question for you.
Why do women have to make a big deal out of it?

"If you don't overcome your fears they will overcome you first"
Shady Monkey/6Segundos Rodriguez/AKA Pablito

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We don't always want to get laid.

Sometimes, we want to watch the game, and we'll wait until halftime for it, and would prefer that the woman make some sandwiches or some wings or something for us.

Other times, we'd prefer to finish our beer and/or pizza. If this is during a game, then we'd prefer another slice of pizza or another beer to sex. I mean, what if we miss an important play?

Of course, we usually don't mind being pleased in another way during a game, so long as the television isn't blocked or our beers aren't spilled.




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I have always avoided sex. I knew it was one of those things some people can live without until they get it. I'm too concerned with getting myself established in life to be chasing ass every week. That, and I'd rather not jump through hoops like a show-animal to score one night of fucking. And I'm sure as shit not going to get involved in some long-term relationship.

Too much effort for the reward. Of course this is relative to the value you place on it, which depends on what kind of person you are. Since I haven't got it, I don't know how to value it, so I really don't need it.

Heh, I haven't found anyone deserving of having sex with me anyway.

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I have always avoided sex. I knew it was one of those things some people can live without until they get it. I'm too concerned with getting myself established in life to be chasing ass every week. That, and I'd rather not jump through hoops like a show-animal to score one night of fucking. And I'm sure as shit not going to get involved in some long-term relationship.

Too much effort for the reward. Of course this is relative to the value you place on it, which depends on what kind of person you are. Since I haven't got it, I don't know how to value it, so I really don't need it.

Heh, I haven't found anyone deserving of having sex with me anyway.


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It's definitely women's fault. I mean........if they didn't smell so good, taste so good, and feel so good we wouldn't always be horny! ;)



Bullsh*t.
Tell that to a gay guy.
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